I like making Americans big mad.

TEXAS IS TITS!!

TEXTITS!

TITSAS!!!!

Hnnng... Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~

Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.

Maybe I'm getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.

Pee Political power is stored in the balls.

Y'know, because Ottawa is roughly there and the populated bit is a penis.