ALQ @ alquicksilver @lemmy.world

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I don't know if I'd call Trump's dick a stake. Toothpick?

Terrible idea, but so damn satisfying.

If anyone deserves to not have food, it's the fascists. If protesters could suddenly become pro tennis players and hit the canisters back at ICE, though, that would make me so happy.

I cook them with peppers, other veg, and ripe tomatoes (or sometimes tomato paste). Makes an excellent chunky veggie sauce.

This makes me so happy to read. (Edit: the result, not the crap leading up to it.) Your posts bring me much joy in what is otherwise a quite depressing world right now, so hearing that you have some good going on in your life is excellent. I hope you thrive 💕

Fair enough; I've removed my comment since you clarified.

Unless they charge him with the crimes he committed, there's no way they can convince me this isn't a perfect reflection of their values and standards.

News article about this. Officer McAttemptedMurder isn't named here, though.

I got a solid five seconds of laughter out of this and am still fighting a little chuckle.

Could Venezuela's government have made this up? Possibly. They have motive and they are not the most honest people, to put it mildly.

I absolutely thought you were going to just duplicate this paragraph for the US. I'd laugh, but it would only be to mask my misery.

I'd rather quick and painful.

This dad jokes.

Fluffy drumsticks!!! 🍗🍗

No, I think you have something going here. The surviving word is definitely "white," given the current regime.

I mean...now I have to spend a bunch of time taking off the makeup, so how am I supposed to do anything else? Totally productive! 🥲

I've never seen a man so desperate to get out of five minutes of calisthenics!

You're getting into some fun philosophical concepts with this. Look up the mind body problem and you might find some interesting reads. :)

I have serious doubts that his badge number is 4567. It also seemed like he had to check what his name was (looked down at his vest and paused), so who knows if he was honest about that, too.

Press X to doubt.

I don't trust anything this regime says. He's actively waging war on us, whether he says he is or not.