NCD, what's this for? (Wrong answers only)

When a plane loses power this lowers into the airstream to make brrrrrrrrrr sounds to keep the illusion of engines.

Edit: I feel I should expand on this. Like a hockey card in your bmx spokes.

When becoming aroused, the plane exposes its clitorotoris. This is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Wrong answers only

Runs the margarita blender in the cockpit.

In the event of a water landing, this'll taxi the plane to your destination.

That’s the built in leaf blower to make sure that the runway is clear for autumn landings. Most airports have their own de-leafing crews, but not all of them.

They were mandated to be installed after a string of landing crashes in the 90s got people making “fall” jokes too often, which upset the FAA.

If the pilot flies low enough, this will serve as a ground troop slice-n-dice. Advantages over conventional hardware include:

Unlimited ammo
A mfuckin sword
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Long range (compared to a normal sword)
Phallic

In recent news, Ukrainians are exploring ways to strap C4 to it.

Its a baby plane being born! They come out propeller first

These deploy in case of total engine failure to provide enough thrust to get the aircraft to the next airport.

Yeah, an Auxiliary Propulsion Unit. Seeing one deployed is pretty normal, but when an aircraft has two or more out at the same time, you should be leery of deeper problems with the main engines.

Should've added the NSFW tag on this, I was on an air field and every airplane in the area had there's pop out…. Lots of fluids everywhere.

It's for pedaling when you run out of fuel.

Ludicrous speed!!

You're the closest to the truth. It's actually a booster propeller for when the plane needs to go super sonic.
Instead of 257mph, they lower this one to go 257.5mph. it makes a big difference. I see your confusion on this topic. Sometimes they lower its big brother windmill and then the plane cat reach speeds closer to Mac book 7pro.
For when you're in a dogfight and your opponent goes to PLAAAID

It's one of these but for planes.

This fan is for when the outside of the plane is hot.

It's an emergency propeller, when the main engines lose power.

It's also the reason I never sit in the emergency exit row. The reason they give you extra legroom is so passengers can use the pedals that pop up from the floor when the masks are dropped. When they ask if you're willing and able to help on an emergency, this is actually the most common thing you'll have to help out with.

Everytime I've been in a crashing airplane, I just lean back a few degrees and laugh at those poor suckers who traded for a couple inches of extra legroom and now have the responsibility of saving the rest of us.

Plane is boat

This actually propels the plane.

The turbine engines are there to look big and make noise to have the passengers feel safe. Big turbines also allow airlines to charge extra, and generate bigger profits. CO2 emissions are also intentionally raised to justify higher pricing.

Well yeah, the government needs that "emissions tax" and the airlines can now compete over "efficiency." But honestly, they don't need any fuel at all because they have wind. Cars need fuel because of friction with the ground, airplanes don't.
That propeller is only needed for takeoff and landing to make sure the plane gets consistent speed. Wind can be a bit gusty, and passengers don't like being tossed around.

The incoming bird sensor first senses any incoming birds; then, its cushioned robotic hand (think an oversized Mickey Mouse hand) gently smacks them out of the way of the plane's path.

Backup for a stuck rudder.

There's one on each side of the plane, of course, but it's for redundancy only, as the Auxiliary Steering System can be used in forward or reverse, allowing one unit to rotate the plane to both port and starboard.

You know when your balls get sweaty and stick to your thigh? So do planes.

It act like the small training wheels in bikes. New pilots struggling with those big noisy engines put this small training propeller and feel confident.

water landing!

Exactly why they tell you the seats work as floatation devices

It's the siren to bring terror into the heart of the enemy when dive bombing

Air brake. The fan rotates very fast but pushes air forward

An electric generator to power the main turbines.

As the aircraft moves through the air, this turbine harvests some of the relative difference in airspeed to convert it to energy that is then used to jam the radio frequencies of all the drone birds in the area that would otherwise disrupt the comms between the pilots and the controllers.

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It’s the reverse fan to slow the plane down.

That’s the can opener for the inflight bean service

Did you not know that planes have pee pees

That hole is too big to be a pee pee hole! It must be an anus.
- I tried to find a Scary Go Round archive with the whole subplot of the communist robots having a party at the bus station and fucking the buses, but it is too old to be available, I think 😢

Ever heard of afterburner?

When someone takes a nightmare shit and extra vacuum is needed to sanitize the John.

( David Attenborough voice) After the passenger jet has migrated to its fertility grounds it is ready to give birth. Unlike human babys, the passenger jet leaves the mother sideways. This way it can gather some draft before its heavy seat area touches the air. At this point, The mother needs to hover near enough to the Earth's surface not to endanger the newborn fall, as it's propellers are far from fully developed and can't sustain proper flight yet.

It's actually a siren to warn people on the ground that it's a Boeing.

Japanese rooftop lawnmower

When you put the plane in neutral.

Its a propeller. It propells the airplane

When two planes like each other very, very much...

It hooks up to the smoothie blender.

For cutting up RATs on the runway.

Brake cooling fan. It looks really far away but it's a trick of the camera. This brakes get REALLY hot without the fan.

This is an addition that came late in GTA V which allows you to score a pretty humiliating kill on another player.

birdstrikes

My other guess, which is true, is that it attracts the birds and eagles that would otherwise be sucked into the engines.

New green propulsion pushed by the left, they want to make our planes slower and quieter and less smokey. Look, it even resembles their dumb little wind farms.

not the left, look: it's on the right of the plane... It's a republican propeller!

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that's a barometer for landing. it measures relative air speed, then subtracts the plane speed. there's another one on the other side for plane speed that measures relative air speed, then subtracts the wind speed calculated from the barometer.

It's the auxiliary retractable engine, for STOL operations. It gives the aircraft turboprop like performance in takeoff and landing, with no detrimental effect on cruise performance.

Gotta have your decorative pinwheel

This is just a retro flying mod for those who want to have the Spitfire/Messerschmitt experience. If not that it's an Anti-drone snipper, cutting off the little wings of a drone.

It provides rotational power to mix the 7 grains of sand into the 200 peanuts.

What, planes get pimples too. Nothing to see here. They are still beautiful