mdurell @ mdurell @lemmy.world

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If a real physical clock, that's a helluva set of complications.

If a boss ever tells me to mind my language, it will be met with an immediate "fuck off with that bullshit" response followed by a call to solve the impasse rationally without resorting to control tactics. No threat, just shock match the energy then bring the conversation back to the ground. If that does not succeed, I would quietly hand my notice the following morning.

Their brains aren't big enough to count like you and me.

Pac-Man, Dig-Dug, Space Invaders (on an Atari 2600), Tempest and Pitfall!

It's just hard to directly translate accurately from the original Klingon texts.

One in El Salvador, perhaps?

This would be an upgrade to the open office hell I am currently in with no assigned seating and only built out to support 70% of workers assigned to the building. Parking is only able to hold about 40%. If you get in too late first you struggle to find a place to park only to park on the street a half mile away then you can't find a seat. Oh, and they track badge-ins as well as the times your computer is on the local network. If your computer isn't logged in long enough you get in trouble. This same company treated us like adults for many years before the RTO Mind Virus creeped into our executives brains. Many of my colleagues were fully remote going back to the early 90s.

It makes no sense. If the wanted to lose people it would be cheaper to just fire us and pay severance than to have a bunch of unmotivated employees giving no fucks about the work and screwing things up left and right. I've never seen the workplace so miserable and I hear similar stories from people at other companies as well.

Come on Eileen.

I got this. For those that don't, search about reiserfs and the author's criminal history.

So they are monitoring basically everyone.

I want one of these in my bud-hole.

NGL, this sounds pretty awesome.

Filed under, "it takes one to know one."

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Musk said it will be back on the road in no time. I don't think it's going to be quite that easy.

The "Auto Care" sign in the back of the frame really makes this photo a banger.

Blow them a kiss. 💋

Me when the first meds kicked in: Wow, this is what silence sounds like? It's quite peaceful and lovely. I should take a nap.

So at least it should trip when the squirting blood shorts it.