Shameless self promotion. But yes, this is exactly it!
This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don't think the vodka applies, that's more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.
I haven't been keeping up with the bonds but I guess I'll have to watch this one.
What did they expect when they hired a cannibal soldier?
I suspect my first Linux ran on an 80mhz AMD K6. I did however also run it on a retired dual core UltraSPARC some years later I had somehow gotten my hands on. It might have been faster, but at that time it sure felt slow. And it sounded like a train passing through when it was on. In retrospect installing Gentoo on it was an optimistic endeavour.
It is to colorblind people. You could use something else of course, just saying...
Worst reveal ever! How do they fake snorting cocaine? They snort something else.
Wow! How do they fake drinking wine?
Good... Now I just have to figure out every single bit of information that I need to input!
I like dark mode and tabs. Now I actually use it a lot more. I don't like adding a gibberish generator...
Alien vs predator - An immigrant trying to find and catch a rapist.
So many things. Sometimes I feel like going into politics, because everything there is so crazy. I take this as a sign that my brain is fried from too many meetings.
It would be cool to do a startup making something cool, but honestly I don't want to put in the extra hours and I don't want to risk the comfortable lifestyle my current job provides.
That sounds cool. Have new people entering taste 3-5 wines and score them. Based on that they get a recommendation. Score that to further refine the tasting profile. When they return they can just enter a code or scan a card from last time to pick up their profile to keep evolving it.
I would have that. If not for the fact that no one around me seems to have any clue what's going on (either). You don't have to be perfect, no one is. Everyone knows no one is. But compared to the people around you, who are also putting up facades, maybe you're actually doing a pretty good job?
He faked orders for "customers". This worked for a month until the customers were billed and asked why we were sending them bills for things they hadn't bought.