Added Bugs to Keep my job

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

Squash me later

Tests: Add a few test files.

Initial commit

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

God read my code and it made Him cry

"fix for real this time"

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

"I'm sorry, guys."

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

Fixed dead link (fr)

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

“Initial commit, come back later”

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

WIP

Fix for vendor lies.

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

init: add readme

modified: index.html

Rip

At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

Fix 3

Lol test

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

fixed another typo

Update

.

"Debug"

Revert this later

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

haaaands

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

Formatting fixes

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in <main-project>

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

Changed index.html

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

Lint issue

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

Fixes

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

"cleanup" lol

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

?

Update

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

1.1

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

some fixes

“Some appropriate message.”

Minor text fixes

Stuff

Fixin’ thangz

latest cargo crates updated

Quack quack

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

WIP

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

fix this fucking gitignore

Options for donation and contact links Nothing important

h

Fix

removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.

Simplify link

Oh i don't need to add bugs...

Come to think of it, i think i'll try emojis on my next commit message... just to test...

WIP

CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.

I'll never get time to do that "clean up"

Fixed boolean logic and bump version.

Add links to navbar

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

Submodule update

github-sync: local install (WIP, split and rebase)

Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024

changelog

somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2

"Added backoffs and logging for rate limiting"

Comment

first release

Implement add headers

I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.

Offset controls that are grouped together

Rolling back demo commit