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Lanky_Pomegranate530 @midwest.social

1y ago

This was at a store

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sacrilicious
- Sucralicious
  
  Blasphenylalanine
- Woke my wife laughing
  
  Amazing.
  
  "Dr. Pepper you're a part of me."
Begging American Christians to read their bible and eventually get to the part where Jesus commanded folks to pray in secret rather than to make a big boast about their faith.
- Hoping Christians get the right message from Jesus's presumed teachings is always a sucker's bet. That's why for most of the 1600 years in recent history the church just cuts to the chase by torturing and killing people who stand in their way. Y'know, like Jesus would have if he hadn't been so woke.
Wow. That is tacky.
- I wonder if this is an Easter display or a year-round thing.
I just wanna know how they got the dr peppers to to stay up there? A mount behind it?
- Looks to me like empty boxes taped together.
  But who knows, tide-goes-in tide-goes-out you can't explain that. So maybe it's a miracle or whatever.
  
  How dare you question the miracles of our Lord and Savior!
- the POWER of JESUS
  
  Only logical explanation
- I'm assuming empty boxes glued to each other. Either that or Jeebus magic.
  
  The made a pact with Satan. The powers of the underworld keep them erect.
- Through Jesus, all things are possible.
- Pure faith. Thoughts and prayers.
- Empty boxes glued together I'd guess
What the fuck is this shit? Everyone knows Dr. Pepper is the most agnostic beverage there is.
- I bet Reverend Pepper wouldn't be as good
  
  I'm surprised that isn't a real knock-off brand of Dr. Pepper.
Everyone knows Dr. Pepper is agnostic
- We don’t know, no one can know.
- Maybe, but Texas isn't.
I'd go up and hit em with "Jesus was a Jew, you know. Where's the Dr. Star of David Pepper display?"
Dr. Pepper, probably
This feels like something out of Superstore: Glen puts this up and Dana destroys it.
- Somehow this would be to unbelievable for a tv show.
  
  you should watch the show
Some people are so fucking stupid. This really bummed me out.
Recommending a book, once again: The Passover Plot. History nerds will enjoy it. Published in 1965; I gain nothing from sales.
Not American enough, needs more guns.
I don't hate it, I'll tell you that. I just admire the attempt.
God would not drink that crap and he left a piss stain (top right) on the ceiling tile.
Didn't the Walmart guy on reddit say most of these were designed and constructed by the soda company reps?
- Nah, this is definitely a store manager mandated thing. I recognize the shittiness of those signs.
- The real special displays you see... Yes. They aren't even actual 12 packs. Just displays that you assemble that look like it. Like the other guy said though there is zero chance in hell the company actually did this.
  
  Absolutely. Companies really don't like taking a stance on anything.
  Doing so alienate customers, and therefore potentially reduces profits.
  This can't be construed in any way other than "Christianity", which alienates every other religion and nonreligious folk alike.
Does that count as holy water?
- I'd rather be a ssssshasta!
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGdeKLZdc
I remember seeing a picture of a supermarket display like this with a little girl praying on her knees in front.
Buy the one on the bottom .
Dr. Jesus
- He didn't spend 100 days lost in the desert just to be called Mr.

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