Not so sure this belongs on the Onion. Sounds too accurate.
Have you ever seen beans move on their own?
Ok, I was joking with the fish ain't meat post. But beans really aren't meat.
Then I declare this debate invalid. Jalapeño poppers aren't even on the list and they're better than all of these.
If we are rating the best type of fries then onion rings are last, being that they aren't even potato.
I must have missed the part where members actually get charged, and convicted, for insider trading. If no one gets convicted under the law, is it really a law?
Wikipedia only lists one person, in 2019, in the last several decades that has been convicted of insider trading.
Honestly, I'm not sure why members aren't just required to have investments be completely managed by a third party where they have no input on any specifics. They simply have too much influence and knowledge on what is going to happen to be allowed to manage their own investments while in office.
For these HEROES? Paid vacation until the public forgets. And maybe a promotion afterward. Ohh, and don't forget backpay.
It's not illegal for Congress.
We talking about No Way Home?
And Florida is the nipple?
My point went so far over your head that not even Drax could catch it.
No thanks. I don't need to waste my money.
Surely no 1st amendment violation there.
I don't know how, but it seems like every update they have for this app on the FireTV is worse than it was before. They at least seem to have fixed issues they had with streams messing up while playing, but now they mess up the status of shows. It first started with them not always updating the status of the show when a new season started. And today, literally every show on my watch list says there is a new episode. Including ones that completed ages ago, like Naruto.
This is ridiculous. IDK why this platform is so difficult for them when every other platform I've used this on works exactly as I expect.