Religious Cringe
- tract from Louisiana trip
handed to me by a preacher and his wife in a walmart parking lot. he didn't try to shake my hand for scientific reasons i'll assume. name and address on back if anyone's interested.
- Bob-onic plague
There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn't a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren't superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn't viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about????
- My customers keep getting offended by my shirt
Unusual kind of post but still religious cringe:
After I finished helping someone I said "have a good day" and walked away, but then she said "you see no god?" Which was confusing before I realized what she was talking about lol. After a second I said "oh yeah haha, I thought it was cute." And she responds with "well I have a good god."
I just said "okay" and walked away again. But I wish I would've asked her if she seriously thought I worshiped a dog with a cone on its head lol.
This is the third time I've gotten a negative comment on my shirt at work. I'm not even anti-religion, I just thought a dog that had to get a cone juxtaposed with him saying he's a god was funny.
- "As long as I shoot up before the sun rises, it’s halal.”deadline.com Ramy Youssef Gets “Ozempic For Ramadan” In ‘SNL’ Sketch
On 'SNL' tonight, Ramy Youssef got "Ozempic for Ramadan" as part of a new sketch, along with Kenan Thompson and others.
Yes, I know I'm stretching the limits of what should be posted here as this isn't actual Religious Cringe...but it is funny*. Magnanimous as the mods are, I'm sure you'll allow me this largesse on today's holiday overlap. Happy Ramadan Homestretch, my infidels! Only 9-ish days (maybe) before Eid Al-Fitr!
- This is why I subscribe to religious groups
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13211728 >Seriously. The thread has a plot thicker than a soap opera.
- Texas Granny thinks Christians are being laughed at
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/9828266
- Evangelicals created the Bless Every Home app which maps the personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking”newrepublic.com How Evangelicals Use Digital Surveillance to Target the Unconverted
The hot new thing in proselytizing is an app that allows Christian conservatives to collect data on whole neighborhoods of potential converts.
x-posted from https://mbin.grits.dev/m/privacy@lemmy.ml/t/74740
- Forcing your child to go to church will not make them believe in God.
Sorry for the reddit link. I didn't want to give this woman my clicks and views.
