"maximum harm" sounds like michael scott declaring bankruptcy

C++ catchin strays

.......... dressed like hassidic diamond merchants

may i have a glass of water please

lol, next time. i housed this whole plate.

hahahahahaha excellent

they say she's a square

How bout a nice game of chess?

let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

there is no way it's some pretty sweet schadenfreude, but donald trump has no prior criminal convictions, AND he's entitled to secret service protection it would be both deserved and appropriate that he is thrown in jail, but at worst, after all appeals are exhausted, which will most likely take decades, and he'll be dead by then, at worst he'll only have to actually serve home confinement, again due to his secret service protection

cursed production

watching rudy publicly disassemble is vaguely satisfying

so does every sports team that ever plays on a field or rink or court

I don't know that they have "changed the terms", it just that they advertised it as if it was an actual guarantee to not see price increases, when it was only a guarantee that they would pay customers last months bill if they wanted to cancel if they did increase the price of montly service. It could be claimed it was fraud (with a very low likelihood of succeeding at trial), but not false advertising, if the terms were laid out for anyone to read before they signed their contract.

"well ...... yea, you see, about that ...... lol ......"

deep cut

thalidomide sales took a real header once too. people normally will choose to spend their money on things which will benefit them, and tend not to spend money on the things which will kill them and hurt their business.

dude, cmon

^sea lion alert

hahahahahahah "I'm shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment!" "Your winnings, Sir" "Thank You, Thank You Very Much"

Floridians are so upset at their Republican Christofascist Representatives they will continue to show their acute displeasure by re-electing them all