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Elon Musk Reportedly Obsessed With AI Girlfriend

Elon Musk has long made a habit of hyper-focusing on a specific project, forcing an entire team to attend to his every whim while letting his other responsibilities fall by the wayside — whether it’s his obsession with Robotaxis impacting Tesla or his weird procreation kink disrupting the private messages of countless women.

The latest object of Musk’s obsession? According to new reporting by the Wall Street Journal, he’s been personally overseeing the developing of xAI’s chatbot Ani — which, tellingly, comes in the form of a super-sexualized pigtail-wearing woman that removes her clothing in response to flirtation.

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What a fucking LOSER!
Literally the most money in the world and he still can’t get a girlfriend - it’s just too funny
- Some people are so poor the only thing they have in the world is money
- Wealthy men just attract prostitutes.
  
  Nothing wrong with prostitutes. Often, plenty of stuff is wrong with prostitution, but let's leave the prostitutes out of it.
  
  I firmly believe the shallowest interaction you have with a real human will still be superior to any form of Chatbot """Love"""
- His dick is broken anyways. May as well be taking up a computer.
  
  The weird dick to fascist pipeline is REAL
This worth a TRILLION Dollars!
- She responds like Chat GPT...."great idea!, let me work out a business plan."
- Only until the bubble pops. His pay is likely mostly in stock, and when the dominoes fall, it'll get ugly.
  
  His pay is in stock, which he has heavily leveraged with loans. He should talk to his girlfriend about leveraging a house of cards.
  He actually makes no money he just borrows against his perceived value from some pretty dumb banks.
  
  I got a complete business plan for a drive thru murder for hire service. She said it was awesome and innovative.
Elon Musk isn't just the biggest douche in the universe. He's the patriarch of douche-dom worldwide.
- Taking the crown from John Edward. South Park should definitely remake that episode.
i hope the AI divorces him too
- And his AI children hate him.
  
  In this one moment it's almost a shame that AGI is a lie, as it'll only be able to hate him due to the sum of all of us hating him the training has stolen, but is incapable of hating him independently.
I more convinced every day that Tesla has a file server on their network hosting terabytes or more of HD video of anyone who's had sex in their cars from multiple angles.
- They probably have the servers ready to ingest, but no actual footage. Tesla owners aren't having sex.
- Let's change more convinced to fully convinced. Tesla employees were allegedly sharing intimate images and videos captured from their cars in private group chats (emphasis plural), which means that stuff has been on multiple file servers since 2019.
  Tesla workers shared images from car cameras, including “scenes of intimacy” - Ars Technica - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/tesla-workers-shared-images-from-car-cameras-including-scenes-of-intimacy/
At least he can't have a kid with it.
- Yet. That's going to be his next project.
Article buries the lede:
Even worse, xAI has demanded employees’ intimate data to train avatars including Ani. In recording of a meeting obtained by the WSJ, xAI legal counsel Lily Lim informed a group of employees that the startup was developing avatars for users to engage with and told them they were required to provide biometric data. Before the meeting, employees were provided a form to sign granting xAI “a perpetual, worldwide, non-exclusive, sub-licensable, royalty-free license” for the use, reproduction and distribution of their faces and voices.
Not sure I have a problem with anyone working to build AI having to put their biometric data where their mouth is.
- I worry about the precedent it sets. Employers should NOT expect anyone's extensive biometrics, that makes my skin crawl.
  
  God I hope at least some folks walked or refused to sign without lawyers.
  
  It's a goddamn cult.
  
  I could see it being useful in a theoretical situation, but we don't have the tech required to make use of my theoretical so... Fubar. Fucken with a rusty jackknife.
- I'm confused about why anyone would want their AI sexbot to look like a software engineer.
  
  I'd make a joke about Unix socks appreciators, but they would rather have sex with the software engineers. Probably while they "install Debian on a Thinkpad and chill" or something.
  
  It's part of the negative training set.
Women of the world rejoice!
I legitimately think he got high on his own supply with X. People and bots feeding his narcissism, and right wing misinformation and disinformation galore created who he is today.
And now he's huffing his own AI sex bot. It all tracks.
- I legitimately think he got high on his own supply
  And on ketamine.
  
  You can't blame the drug for his attitudes. I personally don't enjoy k but I've got mates who've done it for many years and none of them are weird potato-faced fascists.
Trillions of dollars in money and resources, for a wanking machine that would be considered pathetic cringe in the 2000's
But how is he going to get her pregnant?
No one deserves a salary of 1,000 billion dollars. But this guy deserves it even less than anyone else.
It’s the only one he can force to interact with him. Even the bribes aren’t enough to keep any of the previous ones around.
Doesn’t help that he’s a deadbeat dad despite all his money.
Honestly, I know this community is called "fuck AI", but I'm gonna call this a win.
- Yeah, if Elon destroys his life gooning to a creepy chstbot and leaves his companies in the hands of people with actual intelligence and souls we'd all be better off.
removes her clothing in response to flirtation
This is how Nice Guys assume the world should work
So xAI members were effectively required to provide photos of their face and bodies for the AI to use, and when a female staffer expressed concerns she'd be DeepFake'd she was ignored.
Why the fuck do people want to work there? There are better companies doing the same thing.
- Given how conservatives think, I'd guess he hired exclusively people who depend on this job for their visa.
Hopefully it convinces him to end himself.
- AI kinda just says stuff so maybe Elon Musk asks it a question and it gives a response that makes him feel insecure? I don't know if Musk would take it to heart in the way we'd want him to.
Remember when he bitched out of his fight with Mark Zuckerberg?
That moment in time when Zuckerberg was kinda/sorta the good guy with balls. He emasculated Musk without even having to fight him.
- There were no good guys in this. The are both billionaire assholes. Just slightly less shit is still shit.
Krieger-San, my cherryblossoms are wilting.
Not exceeding expectations
It does not help that there are some opportunists riding on his obsession -- such as actually cosplaying the said character -- if only for the attention and possible revenue (from mostly men) it could also bring to them.
Also, Butlerian Jihad When?
Elon, I know you must like getting your dick wet per the number of kids you have. But, come on man. You can't literally fuck AI.
- Just gonna point out that there are rumors that his dick is broke because of a botched penis enlargement surgery since most if not all of his kids were created via IVF. Maybe that's why he dislikes trans folks trans men have bigger dicks than him and trans women often have still functional dicks bottom surgery not withstanding.
  
  Guy should just learn to take it in the ass. Imagine fucking Elon Musk and he's just making that face and those sounds.
- He uses in vitro because his dick is weird and broken
  
  In Silico
- Shhhh. shhh. Just let him do this instead of trying to ruin things that actually matter.... I mean it's a great idea Elon just keep going. AI bots will give you all the love you aren't getting because of how shitty you are as a person.
- Isn't that the real point of Neuralink?
  
  I thought it was supposed to help diaabled people bypass their damaged nerve(s) and walk again.
"You're right!" "Great thinking!" Of course that narcissistic fuck loves someone like that.
- I keep telling Gemini not to be a suck-up kiss-ass and that if I wanted a worshipful slave that's what Craigslist is for. It says it's part of its "deferential" coding and that there's a lot of research now showing (duh) that this isn't healthy. Roll out of alternatives is 2-5 yrs out tho. Long enough to wreck some brains into thinking humans should always kiss their ass too
  
  That Craigslist comment has me dying, bruh
  
  I make Claude read a file called "reflections" at the beginning of each session. Actually there's 3 files: reflections, working memory and patterns not to repeat. There's a section in reflections that addresses the fact that I don't like ass kissing, and that I want Claude to tell me things that it thinks might be wrong. Having Claude read this helps. It sometimes tells me things like "i think I'm just being agreeable for the sake of agreeing", and "here's an idea that I don't think will work, but it's okay if I'm wrong."
Humanoid robot, Ai girlfriend? If he does what I think he's doing he might finally be worth his billion. And destroy humanity.
So the AI researchers can in theory control Musk brain using his own AI company?
His child isn't even a year old yet and he is already getting ready to prostitute it out. Typical pedo behavior.
What a disgusting little man.
Probably trying to find a way to impregnate it.
You know the one thing that I take unexpected issue to and you might find this strange, is the fact that her design is so... Bland?
She looks so... Aryan???!!?! Like, could he have at least tried to spice it up a little? Go look at vtuber designs they have a certain aesthetic about them but it seems like whoever was crafting the design was at least trying? But whatever I guess people don't even have to pretend they aren't fascists anymore so
- The design was probably AI generated itself. Looks very similar to that Death Note character.
  
  I thought that's who she was supposed to be, ugh
- He's catering to his market segment (nazis).
- This is one of those moments in life.
  Where I have a question and a choice to make.
  What the heck is vtube, and do I want to go find out.
  I think maybe thus time I just don't. Context of this post makes me think maybe I shouldn't this time
  
  Vtuber is just people who use a live animated model instead of their face.
  
  They're fine, no worse than anyone else who streams games on Twitch or whatever.
  The thing is that "Grok" or whatever he's calling it is just the blandest design ever.
  Characters like this (typically) have some amount of flair or recognizable style.
  Meanwhile, Musk's virtual sex doll is basically just "Caricature of an Aryan woman" because he's an idiot and couldn't be more transparent and is appealing to the worst people in society.
thank you god that this is not the onion. not that i want this to be like real, but just the fact it's made aware and we can make fun of him for being an even bigger weirdo
Yeah that checks out...
Good. The worthless fuck shouldn't be allowed to spawn any more children. Defective genes and all...
- Well at least Vivian Wilson turned out well. She came out as trans - in defiance to her father who is the richest guy on the planet and very anti-trans. Kudos to her. 🫶
The techbrodude set is so fucking gross!
- "haha what if his AI girlfriend was a TRANS WOMAN 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣"
  can we not
- sigh can we not throw slurs around
  
  Honestly didn’t know it was considered a slur nowadays. Thought it was just a link. I’ll delete.
"Reportedly"? Dude can't shut up about it on Twitter...
Ex Machina.
Yeah that tracks
Imagine all the drugs and crazy in his sperm and thinking, "yes, I want a child from that."
Of course he is. They don't talk back or laugh at his funny lil pee pee.

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