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What is the funniest insult / joke you've come up with on the spot?
  • In highschool I was in shop class with some idiots that were messing around with a running table saw. The teacher saw the obvious kick back danger and swooped down on them with an angry "Hay! Do you want to have kids?!". Before I could stop myself I said "Damn, you should at least buy them dinner first."

    He was not amused, but I am still proud of the one time in my life I was quick witted enough to come up with something funny on the spot. It's been so years 30 years since, and nothing has come close.

  • Zelenskyy calls conversation with Trump most productive and announces agreements on air defence
  • He's saying what he needs to say to protect his country. If he doesn't fellate Trump's ego enough, Trump will destroy Ukraine's ability to defend it's self. He's going to swallow his pride and say what he had to say to save lives

  • Some Brother printers have a remote code execution vulnerability, and they can’t fix it
  • The toner thing was based entirely in a single 3 year old unverified Reddit post. There is zero evidence that Brother has ever blocked 3rd party toner, and plenty of evidence that 3rd party toner works just fine, even with the most recent firmware. These rumors need to stop.

  • No Kings in Wilmington

    Not even the rain that started a few minutes later could stop us.

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    What a difference 9 months make!

    The first photo was taken right after we got Mocha, and the 2nd was taken just now.

    As a special bonus, here is a picture taken just a few weeks after he was born!

    !

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    Mocha fights an epic battle

    20 minutes and a short snack break later, the battle rages on!

    !

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    InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)BR
    BradleyUffner @lemmy.world
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