I literally describe breathtakingly good pizza as "cartoon pizza"

Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.

I had a TMNT book that had a recipe for pizza. It was basically english muffins, tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. I made that all the time!
- I have fond memories of checking this book out multiple times as a child.
- English muffins??
And that Scooby Doo pizza looks like a plastic prop.

Shaggy is super high to eat like that.

Eating frozen pizza is a common mistake of those under the influence of THC.
They probably just reused the animation of him eating a sandwich.

WTH Shaggy? First time?

That does look like some frozen cardboard from the store.
Which is probably shaggys level, to be fair...
- And he has to hold it like that because it's the only way to break a bite off that brick...

Big ass cartoon drumsticks always look incredible as well.

Have you ever had a renfaire-style roast turkey leg? That’s what I always assumed they are, and that’s easily one of my favorite things of all time, to the point that I keep turkey drumsticks in my freezer quite often.

Shaggy is eating an oddly cut piece of toast.

Looks like they originally animated him eating a sandwich but decided to put in a slice of deep dish pizza at the last minute.
- Those pesky localization teams

Shaggy’s slice looks like a pizza slice shaped cardboard box, and who the hell holds a slice by the cheese? It just gets worse the more I look at it.

Probably just reused cells from a burger or sandwich and artists didn't have time or budget to redraw

I was obsessed with the pizza and waffles in all dogs go to heaven as a kid. Also Wallace and grommit never fails to get me hungry for cheese and crackers.

I want to open a “cartoon food” restaurant, but I don’t know how. But where there’s a will there’s a way, or some shit like that.

Maybe start by drawing a crowd?
- Haha - brilliant! (But also probably those honkin’ big turkey legs.)

Cartoon sandwiches always look delicious. I'm not even saying the giant, over the top sandwiches that Scooby and Shaggy can make, but a simple 2 bread and lettuce basic sandwich.

For some reason cartoon sandwiches always had an olive stuck on top with a tooth pick but I’ve literally never seen that done in real life any where.
- It's probably an intentional or unintentional reference to this
  https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DagwoodSandwich
Don't sleep on a lettuce tomato and mayo sandwich. You gotta get it just right, but is honestly the best struggle meal there is imo.

One time in a game of DND the players were exploring a strange cave system, and found a strange thick goo collecting in a pool. Players being players, one of them decided to eat some.

It was, in my notes, some sort of celestial honey made by these extra planar insects that were causing some of the region's problems. It was supposed to taste amazing, but with some drawbacks. I started to blank when trying to describe how good it was, and the phrase that came out was "it's like... It's like .. it's like seven pizzas!"

The player eating it, his eyes lit up and was like "AMAZING"

The other players were like "wat"

I think that adequately captured how delicious it is but also maybe you shouldn't be eating it.

A pizza chain back home had a pastrami pizza that was a classic red sauce pie with pastrami, pickles and a mustard drizzle. Damn I miss what-a-lotta pizza. I think about it every time I see cartoon pizza

I used to manage a place called Chino's Dada. It was a combination Chinese restaurant/ pizzaria. Our General Tso's Chicken Pizza was very popular. No pizza sauce, General Tso's sauce, chicken pieces, onions, green peppers and cheese.
I personally preferred the coconut chicken pizza, or the crab rangoon pizza, but those were slightly sweet.
- Crab Rangoon pizza sounds wild. Where was this place?

That, and pizza, when I was growing up in my home country, is kind of seen as a luxury thing. We only eat pizza on special occasions. Now as a grown up, I can afford to be obsessed with pizza.

The cheese salesman really got to us all.

The turtles got the best pizza. That is the right hue and greasiness.

They even made anchovies seem appealing.
- yeah how could they make one of the tastiest fish in existence seem as tasty as they literally are

The song makes this one to be better than it looks

Shaggy got his pizza from an IKEA display room.

yo hand me a slice

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cries in gluten intolerance

Ever tried Fathead Pizza? It's a keto recipe with a crust made from almond flour and mozzarella cheese. It's really good.
- I don't have a gluten intolerance, nor am I on keto, but that does sound like something to try

I want Pizza! P.I.Z.Z.A!

Is that last one Charlie form All Dogs Go To Heaven?

Yep.