Jeff is bad at swearing
Jeff is bad at swearing
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I'll piss the shit out of you.
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I dont mean to shit on your chips, but eat fuck and die
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eat fuck and die, the purpose of life (according to natural selection)
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That'd be interesting to watch.
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reminded me of the meme "Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive."
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I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
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A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
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You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy's voice in a Russian accent.
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Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
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Are you fucking sorry!!?!
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this probably the unfunniest shit ive ever seen
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Oh, fuck out.
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o7
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I like to say, “what the shit is this fuck?”
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Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”
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My wife is unironically like that.
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NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.
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My favorite is “shut the hell your mouth”
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Shitcock!
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Motherfuck you!
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I kind of like it
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I also like “what the shit?!” which I first heard in the movie Mallrats.
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I remember it from a few years later in The Matrix, the guy yelling at Neo about his stolen phone.
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What the cunting fuck
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What a load of bullfuck!
Alternatively, Indian road rage. FUCK YOU BLOODY!
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That comic’s pissing crazy.
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I knew someone who'd tell people to "sh-t off". It makes perfect sense as an insult. And heck, it's pretty close to the fact that "go and yourself" works with either four letter word.
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You are allowed to fucking swear on the internet you know
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There's no rule against drooling on myself either.
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This is one of my favorite character tropes. Like Shia Lebouf’s character in I Robot, or Spock in Star Trek 4.
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Fuck you, your mother fucking bitch bastard cunt
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my favorite is just stringing a bunch of damn shit fuck what the i am so angry i have forgotten how swear or speak
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Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
Hero we don't need ❤️
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel