As a parent, I thought I had an idea. Nope, still surprised. And I wanted the kid and have means to support them.
Recent. cAP AC (1yo) and cAP lite (3yo) are still running in my household, and RB4011iGS+RM (3yo) was until about a month ago.
What they say, plus I wouldn't recommend Mikrotik HW, which I went with based on Reddit recommendations for much the same use case as yours. Pretty clunky to set up, had to debug some idiosyncracies with the help of the forums, their wireless gear is slow, and it all runs hot AF.
Doesn't work. USSR murdered and prisoned both religious people and gay people alike. The answer is not being a fucking cockwomble, which is admittedly more easily done if you're an atheist, but by no means is a guarantee.
Christians have a thing about fucking kids, remember?
INSIDE absolutely blew me away a few months ago, and I got a recommendation for Little Nightmares in a discussion about it. After about half an hour, I've gotta say, it's properly weird and I wonder what's it got in stock for me.
Yeah, I've heard good things about the second one, so I'm doing the first one now. Finding the stars is truly insane sometimes.
If you haven't, give the Talos Principle a try. It scratches the same itch as Portal for me, although the tone is less whimsical, but equally bizarre.
Who says you can't eat the car? Definitely not this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
Looking at all the cars in the socialist countries... Huh.