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Hofmaimaier @feddit.org

2mo ago

W.a.m.d.i.i.

78 comments

- I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
  
  Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s
- Don't knock it until you've tried it!
- Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
  
  welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
- Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
Up my butt?
Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger
Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.
- little?
Microwaved because I forgot about them?
Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack
Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?
Dark and bitter?
I don't like coffee
With a spoon in them.
- Alternatively...
Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
Irish.
- Alcoholic.
  
  Sundray already said that.
Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.
Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
- Flat and white
  Decaffeinated
  With whipped cream on top
  Single origin
  With pumps of brown sugar
  Warm....
  Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.
- Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.
Strong and bitter.
In my lap?
Ground up and in my freezer?
Cheap and sour?
Cold and moldy?
Finely ground?
- I prefer to grind my woman rough
I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.
OP are you italian
- Half tbh...
- https://youtu.be/tzQuuoKXVq0?t=3m37s
...drunk?
- Full of whiskey.
Don't?
Cheap and prepared by slaves?
Cold and bitter
Restricted (ristretto).
Very very short.
black and sweet
Bitter and Rancid
Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.
Wet
Oily and weird? (Starbucks olive oil coffee drink reference)
I like my movies like I like my women.
A tight ninety.
- With their own dentures?
- Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant
wet and in my mouth?
Heaten 2 min in the microwave.
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH
rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer D:
I don't like coffee
Eww
Boomer joke moment

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