Ready for Friday night
Ready for Friday night
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Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn't a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.
On a side note, I'd love to talk about with him about all the points under "topic to avoid"!
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I see you also like to poke the bear lol. Seriously with me no topic is off limit I'll challenge every opinion someone has doesn't mean I disagree with it.
Also Boston Celtics are no? Because Boston is racist AF?
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If you've heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000
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I believe it’s a playbook that NFL quarterbacks wear, but I like the Pipboy idea way better
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YES:
- You're basically a centrist!
- Both sides make some really good points.
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?"
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed we can't joke about anything anymore?"
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Could also be a radical leftist, i know from the experience tslking about the opressive nsture of capitalism and how were brainwashed by the media into a consumerist lifestyle isnt something most baddies cinsider good first date talk.
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if they don't leap over the table to start sucking on your face when you talk about anarchism then they aren't the one
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I too sometimes forget my own name and work in something field.
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All fields can be "finance" depending on how you look at it.
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pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man's going into the date at marathon pace
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but unlimited tequila judging by the picture
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With only 5 beers per hour, he's obviously going to be thirsty.
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Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic
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Something something Rockerfeller
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Every time we launch a titanic a buncha rich cunts die.
We need a fleet
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I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
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My interpretation is that they're bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid...
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Because it's their catfish identity I guess.
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- "Finance something"
- variable income
I know it's a joke, but he's lying to get laid.
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it's to keep his lies straight, that's why salary depends "if she bad" and height includes a note to wear thick soles.
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Checks notes
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No politics unless feminist?
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It’s a good rule for life. :)
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This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.
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Are people touchy about Tornadoes?
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Not the "getting laid" vibe.
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including the Titanic
B-b-but...
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Oh, relax - your heart will go on.
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5 beers / hour
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Holy shit, are we still on Grey's Anatomy?
Is that show still going?
it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!
This has got to be at least a few years out of date. Kanye is on the avoid list, and he’s not really relevant lately. And that income in the finance field isn’t going to impress gold diggers. FNAF is a bit dated at this point too, isn’t it?
I kind of love that Kanye had that breakdown where he released the Heil Hitler track and went to twitter posting all caps shit saying he was a nazi, and the internet's collective reaction seems to have just kind of rolled their eyes and move on. Just pure apathy. It's not shocking or contreversial, more "Yeah, we all figured that out ages ago. Fuck off."
My college aged students are still pretty big on FNAF so probably not dated. Ye would be a terrible conversation starter by today's standards, though, even more so than whenever this was made, lol. "So, how to you feel about Nazi sympathisers?"
FNAF has a new game and a collab with Dead by Daylight
A new FNAF game released just a couple days ago, can you believe it?