my friend made me take the bdsm test and it returned 97% vanilla. I don't have this problem lol
Also something I've learned recently is that I'm like super un-sex-driven. Like I have a drive but it's like 10 mins before bed a couple of times a week. I cannot fathom how people could cheat on their partner because they're horny, I just don't really get it.
You know the trend of putting 10 people's phones open with TikTok together and if you get a thirst trap you're out? I did like 20+ and this is the closest I got
how is that not a thirst trap, look at him...
maybe I have a problem
No problems on more porn options.
As someone with a high sex drive, I still don’t understand cheating. If your horny and your partner isn’t around, or in the mood, just have a wank and go on with your day. It ain’t that difficult.
Some people just suck in not fun ways
My kink has never come up in vanilla conversation.
i guess we're playing 20 questions:
1
does it involve tools (ie, you can't do it with only naked people)
Mine does. Usually more so in one month than any others.
you got they Santa clause Clause fever
I can't pretend to be apalled, I just pretend I didn't hear it, and I have quite a lot of fetishes, with a lot of weird and/or gross ones among them.
i was once with my kids at the park.
a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.
she began complaining about tentacle hentai...
had to act like I never heard of that.
not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.
The fact that a stranger/acquaintance thought that was an appropriate conversation in a park with kids around says a lot more about her than it does about you. I'd feel more comfortable around someone who secretly likes it than someone who openly talks about hating it.
Them gotdang’ol tentacles I tell you hwat.
Wow now that sounds like a bad dragon dream
Or Bad Dagon?
No I don't. 😎
Coward move. Stand up for yourself
I wear a chain with a padlock around my neck, that's not enough?
Is your kink lockpicking lawyer?
Sometimes it's good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn't see that look on a coworkers face when someone said "Good Girl"
Yeah, sometimes you gotta pretend you don't get mad leather vibes at the office Halloween party. Gotta leave your worldly awareness at the door. Just let Jenny in accounting be Cat Woman, vanilla style.
Quality Stamets post 👍
Oh no, that sounds terrible! Now let’s both take the BDSM Test to make sure we know what other kinks to steer clear of.
Now why did you have to go and post this? I guess I need to figure out what "submissive" and "rope bunny" mean now.
A good time, typically.
I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.
Rope bunny? Brat?
(Principal Skinner meme)
I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.
If you say so.
gosh I would never choose to have that kink!
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we don't choose the kinks we have, the kinks we have choose us
Ngl I typically just avoid or info dump, depending on the company. If they’re direct though I ain’t gonna lie. You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
Though there have been times I have advice but that’s more “the kids are asking age appropriate questions.”
You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
nice one, i gotta remember that one!
You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
Ohh so that's what that phrase came from.
But you don't buy cans of worms?
Unless you're in a group of furries. Then it's either a poker face, or suggestive exclamations of OwO and UwU.
ÒwÓ
Aggressive furry noises
me when grls r brought up in vanilla conversation:
hm? grlzsies? nevr heard of em -
gosh i wish i had hair like that!
idumo - in the convs i hav been in - peeps r open n r lik "yea nu i cm see thad" which is cool - so like - sure, if ur talkn to ur parents or waterever......
also lik - if one has a common one - like i feel bdms (or bsdm or bmsd... dun rembr - is those lettra tho!) is popular enough thad jus sayin thad general thng is lik "yea, thads fair"
ehh any kink, no matter how common, can be shamed
like foot fetish is really common but people still find it very weird, just like bdsm
i guess your group of people might just be more open about kinks
You ok? Sounds like you're having a bit of a stroke there...Ah, I see now. I had a chance to go through Smorty's comment / post history. New Lemmy lore discovered
Smorty is a staple of the Lemmy community. Sure they can talk a little different but we gotta love the weirdos too.
she's ok, she just writes like that
funi u say dis, i made a post beforehand for peeps exactli like u.
i am nt boring anymor, i hav ascended the "medium temperature" now. infact, i will mek a new one detailing exactli dis.
