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i was once with my kids at the park.
a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.
she began complaining about tentacle hentai...
had to act like I never heard of that.
not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.
The fact that a stranger/acquaintance thought that was an appropriate conversation in a park with kids around says a lot more about her than it does about you. I'd feel more comfortable around someone who secretly likes it than someone who openly talks about hating it.
I'd say she got undiagnosed autism or something. but then again, I have diagnosed autism and know not to talk about tentacle hentai to strangers
We don't count??
not sure about you. but i can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get bored
I'm not sure about you, either, because I can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get boned.
I don’t think tentacles HAVE bones…
To be fair, neither do human penises.
That said, many mammals DO have a baculum, such as gorillas, chimpanzees, dogs, raccoons, hedgehogs, bats, and many more.
Them gotdang’ol tentacles I tell you hwat.
What's there to complain about? Did she some how run out of tentacle hentai?
The lack of (consensual) tentacle-fucking creatures IRL is infuriating.
you know what i have been contemplating: ass-worms might do the job?
enjoy your tapeworms, just make sure you wash your hands before cooking
Consentacles if you will
how would you feel to learn about tentacle porn, and also that there are no fuckeable tentacle monsters in real life?
Wait, sex is real?
no, sex is complex, sometimes purely imaginary.
is it?
mine is mostly imaginary
At least just "mostly"!
Don't be ridiculous.
Can we agree that it is strange.
because those tentacles aren't doing anything, they are only playing with their beaks.
and getting eaten out by a sharp beak hurts my clitoris, and I am a cis dude.
No living tentacle monsters to fuck but there are plenty of tentacle shaped dildos out there
Are you sure she wasn't "subtly" trying to bring it up to you to test the waters to see if you might want to get freaky?
probably, but the question is not which one, but how many STDs would be involved
The trick is to get enough STDs at the same time, that way they all kill each other.
Wow now that sounds like a bad dragon dream
Or Bad Dagon?
