what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
"You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven't had all I can eat."
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?!
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
"Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99"
I just wanna be called "sir" without it being followed by "you're making a scene."
Jeez how much did you eat
A number of places have a time limit. It's all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
Is this the one where he goes, "it's all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife." That lives rent-free in my head.
LOL, so epic. They don't make comedy like that anymore.
That's some 90s comedy right there
Damn I just saw this
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that's ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You'd best eat at least three plates full
We'd eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
Wait until they're not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it's kinda a bit weird.
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
they're looking at each other like "wait, what card did you give him?"
Democracy manifest!
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
