xkbx @ xkbx @startrek.website

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Can i just text instead

Draw her smoulderin’ while boulderin’

It’s one of their chief weapons

you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I'm told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”

BY GAWD

I AM SHOOKETH

Honestly, we should all be doing this. Imagine if companies actually had to be accountable to pay and respect people… Those overinflated execs would deflate and shrivel like a man’s ego when getting out of the pool.

It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

Edit: choice of wordS

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

wait I actually get that

Ha, I can read 50% of this meme

I believe I am more confused than if I could read none

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

Deep Purple x Misfits crossover? That sounds terrible, I’ll only purchase two albums

I haven’t had any issues last time when I brought my OLED Steam Deck into France, and typically I only bring carry-on. Then again, I also really don’t mind traveling light.

This is a really good point, thank you!

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

Assy McGee

Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names