https://lemmy.world/c/eattherich@kbin.social

Best donation I've ever made.

Donated, thanks

he comes from like one of the richest families in the country...

prompt Trump for his opinion on the man anything to force him to take a side.

That's how you get banned from the press pool.

Best to not remind Trump that Luigi exsist. Don't need him falling out a window with the cameras off and the guards napping.

No, but you might be able to set up a betting pool. If you just happen to win, make sure you have an alibi.

But seriously, don't do that. The person who originally thought up that, who I wont name because his name and the name for this thing are probably weighted heavy in the spider bots, was a student who landed in jail twice for tax evasion. Like, the second time happened immediately after the first.

idk if a Mario brother is the right person for that.

donate to BJ Blazkowicz instead.

I mean nobody can carry 100 coins at the same time there because they turn into an extra life, so large transactions are labor intensive.

I'm not good at law but I have heard from people smarter than me that there are chances for at least a hung jury (I think could be retried) and there's also another option called jury nullification, where the jury essentially says, "yeah we know he is guilty but we don't agree with the law in this case" and acquits.

Aside from the nullification and hung jurys, there's a good chance for a mistrial from them parading him around and letting everyone in the US know he fought for them.

No. He's going to die in prison. I'm not happy about that fact. I'm just telling the truth. Just like there's zero chance Charles Manson ever gets out. There's zero chance Luigi gets out.

I'm not smarter in the law, but I remember the OJ trial. Just because all the evidence points to the obvious conclusion doesn't mean that the result will be as you expect. Did the police do everything by the book, or is some of the evidence they're relying on tainted? Did a cop worry the evidence wasn't going to be enough and plant some more? Was he caught? Did they forget to read him his rights before interrogating him?

The trick with legal cases is that the prosecution basically has to avoid making mistakes, and it's up to the defense to find a mistake they made. One major difference between a public defender and an extremely expensive legal team is the number of flaws they can find in the prosecution's case before they run out of time.

There is absolutely no way. That jury is going to be tampered with more than any you've ever seen in history.

Then it fell into the swamp

Man, I don't think I've EVER seen sheeple used unironically in the wild. (2nd person perspective)

None of that is real. Health care companies have been abusing the population pretty hard for a very long time. They kept rolling dice until they crapped out.

People hate them enough that a lot of people actually support or at least approve of what he did. Its not much more complicated than that.

Why would you be able to launder money by donating it to a random dudes death penalty defence fund?

You have a natural way of writing and I appreciate it.