You're re-making TNG and get one F-bomb. Where are you dropping it?

"All Good Things..." at the end of act reveal.

After saying it twice and not making progress:

"Darmok and Jalad at fucking Tanagra"

Data drinking.

"More?"

"Fuck yes!"

Q: "How can I prove to you people I'm mortal?"

Worf: "Fucking die."

Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log, stardate 44805.3 - My fucking mother is on board.

There are 4 fucking lights

"Will, don't worry. It won't be like it was twelve years ago… and this time no one's going to fucking stop us."

• - Pressman to Riker

Is this a PG-13 "non-sexual" fuck? If not, then...

"Are you... fully FUCKtional?"

“Let’s fucking go!” In the title sequence of tng right before they go to warp.

I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way

If Picard says "All hands, abandon the fucking ship!" right before the USS Bozeman hits the Enterprise in Cause and Effect would that count as one since they're stuck in a time loop?

Exclaim a good long expletive to those in Sto-vo-kor, a warning, great fucker is on the way.

Whatever you do, don't waste it on Riker!

Edit: it's based on this nature-themed meme:

It has to be the Klingons at the end of "The Chase".

Obviously when data gets feels

My original idea was already posted, but I could see Q just dropping an "Oh fuck you Picard" somewhere. Or you could have that lady come up to Picard on Risa and basically be like "hey, you wanna fuck?"

This is a top notch post and thread, and has reminded me why I continue to use the internet. Good job everyone.

"Tea. Earl Grey. Fucking hot."

Sneak it into any episode, the less expected the better.

Set the tone in pilot and hope you can negotiate more later:

As soon as the space jellyfish as freed, Groppler Zorn goes "oh fuck."

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

Anywhere in here is fine

random scene with worf in 10 forward where he spills his prune juice

All this is great! Thanks!

How has no one said, “There are 4 fucking lights!”

Generations. replace the O Shit.

Or first contact, Worf's choice

The line must be drawn here! This far, no fucking further!