A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr) @feddit.nl 4d ago

Never seen him this happy

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513

I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now

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Trump looks like shit.
DIET!?!?!?
Continuing a proud tradition.

Fanta originated in Nazi Germany because they couldn’t source the ingredients for the Coke recipe.
Trump looks very aged
"please let us keep doing death squads to union leaders"
Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I'm a "no, Pepsi isn't ok" guy, but I'm never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump's ass.
A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.

The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.

America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
It was a lot of people's jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment... none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.
Hide-the-pain Trump?
Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled
Nazi Germany and Coca-Cola: An Unholy Alliance
Oh look an ad
Diet Coke tastes like shit
It's pathetic watching these bootlickers
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
Maybe Pepsi is ok.
Weirdest part to me is that I really can't believe that he's drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there's concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.
He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.
Truth be told, I'd 100% prefer headlines like this over other nonsense that goes on.
Who did Coke order a genocide on? A bit extra for a every day bribe.
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
Just wait until he gets his inaugural Big Mac.
Whenever there's a new photo I zoom in to see how old/senile/dead he looks. Most of his publicity photos are 8 years old and he's aged a lot since then.
Oh god Reddit and Lemmy must be seething right now. Delicious.
Im guessing besides knowing how this guy like kiss ups there is also things like this are bought for air force one so maybe hes trying to make a sale.
Nah he was waaaaaayyy happier standing In front of all that Macca's the last time he was in.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Killer coke
Bottle needed more gold if they wanted Trump to display it anywhere.
You know he's a monster when he chooses Diet Coke over Coke Zero.
Let me get this right. He's winning a paper commercial label with gum on it?
next: Trump branded gun
Trump next year https://youtu.be/exHCsrNK8Rs?si=ntTN-vzS7wtIFsXB
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