Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
2 0 Reply#4, also influencer.
2 0 ReplySo the Jews are running the world after all!
38 0 ReplyThe villain we need
57 0 ReplyIs a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Bank robber lol
46 0 ReplyWhat about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
3 0 ReplyFalse. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
12 0 ReplyYou fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
1 0 ReplyThen you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...
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You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
62 0 ReplyThat's pretty good hahaha
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Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
21 0 ReplyNot to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot
7 0 ReplyForklift operators yes, construction workers also yes depending on the region. In many areas of the US the majority of construction workers are undocumented workers and thus kept at or below minimum wage. Forklift operators really don't make a lot of money. Like more than general warehouse labor but even in decent states that tends to be pretty low on the spectrum.
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Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
2 0 ReplyWhy would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
11 0 ReplyBecause you are going bald lmao
6 0 ReplyWoah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
3 0 ReplyMy hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.
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as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
18 0 ReplyRight? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
9 0 ReplyFor real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
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Oh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7
1 0 ReplyThis feels like an antisemitic dog whistle...
10 0 ReplyHaha I see what you're referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn't a dog whistle? I feel like the extrapolation is purely in your head
7 0 ReplyHow so?
8 0 ReplyPeople see what's in their own head.
17 0 ReplyLiterally look at the highest voted comment in this thread. Comparing a yamurlke to the smallest beanie playing into the idea that Jewish people control the world.
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I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
13 0 ReplyYea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.
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The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
3 0 ReplyTo some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
3 0 ReplyMake it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.
5 0 ReplyI wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
2 0 Replyflawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
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Why is this so accurate??
2 0 ReplyWhere does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
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