The villain we need
So the Jews are running the world after all!
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
That's pretty good hahaha
Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense:
Bank robber lolAh yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
Not to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot
as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
Yea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.
False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...
Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
Because you are going bald lmao
My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.
Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.
What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
You just prefix "turbo" to whatever it would have been without.
Oh. Right, that makes sense.
Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.
Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
To some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
#4, also influencer.
Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
Why is this so accurate??
I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
Oh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7
Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.
