My stray kitten wouldn't let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn't worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.

Mike Wazowski always gets snubbed in group photos in the movie, he always ends up behind a logo or address box on a magazine or similar

Hell I'd even let you Bogart that joint, we have more!

TIL big block on bottom, tower no fall over.

Do you wanna live forever?!

So, your father was a Woman?

Yeeeeeupp

They look like when they finish, they tell you it's your fault because of what you were wearing.

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they'll be on their way to their own country soon!

Less starsy, more barsy.

Fuck I'm gonna

If it's a tree stump, then something cut it off flat at the top, and I'm far more afraid of that thing than the tree stump.

Gold on the Ceiling, Black Keys

First playthrough I didn't use a guide, shot Wrex, stuck with Ashley until I could ditch her in ME3, and lost almost everyone in the ending of ME2. Next playthrough much better!

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

On this dangerous landing expedition we will take the Captain, First Officer, Security Officer, and... Ensign Ricky

These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.

Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?