Don't worry, they're only 5-9 mm big and are generally chill
That's about 5-9 mm too much.
Mangos for scale
When you encounter things like this, God has abandoned you.
Fire hasn't, though. Fire has no fickle loyalties. All can burn.
Praise Prometheus!
More pixels
And here's more pixels of the joke, if that's your thing
Hundrends of documented parasites who can literally eat us from the inside, but no ...spiders are the fucking problem.
I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don't understand it, I don't have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I "might not be ok" while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I'm pooping I'll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I'm a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.
By my read, this spider is a bro.
Australia
Should've guessed
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.
Unacceptable.
This spider has found one trick that makes humans very angry
Clickbait spider! Enragement tracking functions, activate!
Oh cool, like a slap-braclet.
This shit is the consequence of sin yo.
Amazing powers of camouflage and body manipulation are the consequences of sin? I best get sinning like a mother fucker then!
Imagine you're climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer
Hopefully at that point it continues its charade as a stick! :-P
This shit needs to stay in movies
God never picks up, call Samus Aran!
I'm so glad I'm not a tiny bug.
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.
Is it ribbed for her pleasure?
Nature’s Rizla.
Cute!!
Are we gonna talk about the "tree limbs"?
What about it? Except the surprise sentient bark of course.
