More trustworthy than what's currently on the road

Yeah more trustworthy, until it’s mating season.

Maybe this one is better, has great security features I’ve heard

I don't think I need to say much else here.
- Calling KITT self driving is like calling a modern smartphone a phone. It's a super computer AI on wheels, where Herby was just cursed
- However, this probably does.
- I got a GPS that speaks with KITT's voice, and my name is the same as the character's (along with about half the male population lol)

The only self driving car that can be trusted.

Idk man Herbie had some serious attitude. Feisty lil bug
- I mean, look how bad he fucked up Lindsay Lohan.
- Feisty, sure, but that's his style. He's the love bug, unlike Horace.

NGL if VW made modernized versions of their classic cars (ie: newer interior, classic looking exterior, maybe w/o all the stainless steel) I would be all over it

To borrow Jeremy Clarkson’s joke - VAG do still also make the Porsche 911!
- This threw me off for a hot minute. I used to know a guy who went by the nickname "Vag" (with a hard "g"), so when I read this, I thought to myself, "Vag! I wonder how Vag is doing?" But you're talking about VAG, not Vag. Now I'm just trying to cram as much vag as I can into this paragraph. So much vag. Vag vag vag. Thank you.
Mexico still makes the classic beetle. Not sure about the minibus. I see a lot of them, but those may be actual antiques.
- They stopped making the original in 2003 and all models in 2019.
"Their" with huge quotation marks
- That looks more like the first SAAB to me than a VW.
  
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Ursaab
- Fuck it VW lets see it
It'd likely be yet another instance of spyware on wheels, tho
There od a modern beetle.
- They said "classic looking exterior" which the new beetle doesn't have. But problem is, you can't really have that, largely due to safety regulations, etc.
There's a lot of old designs that still look better, or at least more unique then the newer stuff. Hell, even the 1997 version of the Beetle looks pretty good, but the shape became blanderized over time. Every car company is making the same car because they're all designed by community and focus groups.

Hell, what's the deal with the electric Ford Mustang? It's fine on it's own, but it's not even the same body as the gas Mustang of the same year. Why call it a Mustang instead of putting an EV drive train into the actual one?

I wouldn't own one because it doesn't fit my lifestyle, but I know people who would love an aluminum bodied EV Beetle. I'd love an aluminum/EV version of the original DeLorean. The new ones looks too much like genetic super cars.

Much more likely to happen though is I'm going to get an Edison conversion kit for my 80's C10 pickup.

Its the stig

No, it's Ocho!

The number of people who will get the reference can be counted on one hand, probably.
- Loved all those movies when I was a kid. 5+3=8...I'll call you Ocho! (This memory is decades old and is probably not 100% accurate)
- Fuck, I don't wanna marry! I just wanna fuck around. I'm already married, what, who's this thing wanting to marry this time?
groan there's STIGs for cars now?

(STIG: Secure Technical Implementation Guide)

Oh god! Herbie! I thought you were all forgotten!

I want a K.I.T.T. car from the knight rider show.

It is shipped with a fullsize lifeguard from Baywatch if you need one.
- Alright, if it's been looking for Freedom for so long, I'll be happy to take him.

🎶 the love bug is a little old car that we can ride together 🎵

Old looking shit with modern interior should actually happen

The challenger/mustang/camaro pulled this off fairly well for a while. There have been others, like the Thunderbird, but they never sold well.

These days, if it's not a crossover it seems like no one will buy it. I am blissfully unaware of interesting looking old SUVs, but surely one is out there. Maybe the bronco qualifies? Too bad it's suffering from size and price inflation.