Catching you up with the party of family values

Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But...just a reminder on "family values"

The orange turd is on his 3rd wife
Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives
While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star
Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.
All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.
- It's not heresy. There are people on the apprentice that confirm him shitting his pants.
  https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo?si=jKZFHnG7r7i3J04Y
- Repudiated means to strongly deny.
All lists should start with https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/assault-allegations-donald-trump-recapped

Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

Parts of her are only few months old.
Hate ages you faster.
- I mean look at nick fuentes and 20 something conservatives. They all look like they've speen their teens as alcoholics/ meth junkies
When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.
I'm feeling pretty good rn for myself, she really looks off. She's similar looking to the Kimberly Guilfoyle lady (55) and Lauren Sánchez (54)

She's only 31? Man, at what point do cosmetic surgeons feel guilty about continuing that mutilation?

Many surgeons justify their actions by reasoning that if they don’t perform the surgery, the dysmorphic patient will just go to sketchier and sketchier places until they get what they want, and end up getting infected etc. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.
- I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.
  It's the drug dealers' defense. Which has also been used for justifying the continued export of coal.
- It kind of contrasts with the hypocratic oath, IMO.
Many surgeons are narcissistic sociopaths. They don’t care, they are champions in mental gymnastics to justify whatever they do.

Anthony Scaramucci, the short, short time Trump appointee owns a New York restaurant where Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy parties have been held.

In order to make sure that the women are desperate, the usual invitation list favors the men. If they have 30 potential Daddies, they invite 40 or more women.

https://ny.eater.com/2018/4/17/17242252/anthony-scaramucci-midtown-restaurant-sugar-daddy

That's awful, thanks
- When I saw Loomer's plastic surgery I realized she was one of those desperate Sugar Babies who'd do anything to be a "winner."

Tinfoil hats on please...

...what if the republican party is staging all the infighting to draw attention away from the debate?

They dubbed this "The Trump Show" during the 2016 election. An unending chain of increasingly deranged acts and reactions by other Republicans that dominate the news cycle and don't allow any news about then Clinton, now Harris. No news is the same as bad news this close to the election,
The debate has already left the news cycle but pet eating refugees remain topical.
Welcome to the modern media.

Wym, she has a great sense of smell! She can sniff out the laundered money and the imitation gold chandeliers. 🤑

31 lol. Try 55.

If she's willing to have his nuts on her chin, I don't think she minds the odor.

Probably more that she's angling for her slice of the inheritance.

Talking about a hard 31? I figured she was in her late 50's.

The woman gets a new facelift ever six months. She is exactly the kind of person Trump fucks with.

There is no way that woman is 31. She is at least 40.

Reverse Melisandre.

Is that supposed to be Trump?

I guess he lost 60 pounds and his thumb is double jointed now.

Well. He did lose weight, allegedly from Ozempic and Adderall, but that does seem like a pretty flattering picture. And his thumbs are double jointed/flexible. You can see it all the time when he plays his invisible accordion.
Trump is taking ozempic (allegedly).
- Hopefully amphetamines.

Nasty woman.

Nasty man.

I wonder if this is part of the reason he's been even more racist lately.

Not trying to do any conspiracy shit, genuinly confused, but that isnt trump in the pic is it? Or is the image squished from the way it was captured?

I know all the context is true just this image looks weird.

It's Trump. Here is another angle https://news.sky.com/story/laura-loomer-the-far-right-conspiracy-theorist-seen-with-donald-trump-13214428
It seems the lighting was bad in that room and the media were a bit far back, because most of the shots I see online are low quality and zoomed in.
Here's another angle
Its his new suits with the giant shoulder pads. Makes him look like a Hordak guard.
I think that big goofy ass hat throws the perspective off.

Absolutely everything about this is sad.

Laura Loomer did nothing wrong.

Can you honestly not register sarcasm without the /s? I mean, look at the picture. Sigh.

Station did nothing wrong.
- Bogus Journey.
- I don't know... I doubt she has a most bodacious butt.

trad wives' husbands' role model Tr*mp

I'm surprised no one commented on "Melania, Trump's imported model wife"

Or she wants something from him enough to ignore it. The leaders of maga are almost entirely cynical. Men like Trump, powerful and vain, attract predators that sometimes look like sycophants. "Oh sweetie you banged me like a man half your age, and they say you're not virile." "They probably think that because you are letting the libs walk all over everyone." "Of course you are if they're doing it and you're God's messenger on earth they succeed because you let them" "Oh silly, I don't know anything about that, but steve was talking about something interesting the other day"

My guess is if you are hanging out with Donald Trump, his odor is the least of your problems