"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216
Stop pretending like you don't fart when you pee, there's no shame in it. That's typically the time to moan, if you're going to do it.
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
But there's a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.
Core memory
Then add cumming
Personally, I'd find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
checks community
Yep, we're in the right place, boys.
Where is the case where I'm being efficient and do everything in 1 go?
That is the entire second row about
What like brushing your teeth or showering?
It's off the charts.
This man's parts send his sharts off the charts
Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don't sit down to piss.
I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.
Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.
Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.
I call it IBS Preparedness
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
This is well thought out
Not if you sit when you piss like well over 50% of the population of a western country
The picture doesn't do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.
I haven't stopped shitting for the last... checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator
Everything is nice while shitting