What's a candy that's practically crack for you?

I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird

Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.

Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.

Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese's Cups but became meh for whatever reason.

Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?

....black licorice

Sue me

Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I'm like, "What?!" I will chew those things all day long.

Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.

Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I'm going to punch you in the stomach.

Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.

Outside of that, Easter egg reese's pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.

Smarties, which I'm aware are pure sugar

Red vines, once I open a bag it's game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.

Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don't watch it

Anything Reeses.

Andes candy is great too.

Also cotton candy.

Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.

Costco used to (still does?) sell these tubs of chocolate covered caramel macadamia nut clusters. Literally food of the diabetic gods. I had to stop buying them because they were expensive AF and disappeared way too quickly.

Not quite candy but I think it's close enough to count here: Co-op's own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They're so vinegary it hurts. It's wonderful.

Hot Tamales. Do you have those in the States?

Haribo gummy bears

Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.

I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

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Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they've rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.

reese's pieces

Ferrero Rocher and Andes chocolates

Skittles

Candied pecans

lindt truffles ooo yess

Tootsie rolls. Barely counts as food but man I can kill a bag no problem.

Mango ginger chews, these Polish pineapple ginger candies which are 1.39 a bag despite inflation, and dark chocolate covered dried mango. Absolutely wonderful.

Sour patch kids for me.

Cadbury Mini Eggs.

And any decent quality or better saltwater taffy.

Nerds. If I ever buy a box of them, I’ve eaten them all by that night. They’re basically just flavored sugar clumps and I love them.

Cadbury cream eggs. I want a bucket of that filling so I can eat it with a spoon.

I don't know about you all but crack is like candy to me

Chocolate dipped pretzels and gummie bears

I'll eat Sweet Tarts until my mouth is raw.

Freeze dried Skittles

Anything chewy or gummy, like caramels or gummy rings. Whoppers also slap.

Also crack

I got really into "Squashies" for like 2 weeks before I was diagnosed as pre-diabetic, which was unfortunate timing to say the least.

Maltesers. They're like glue on the teeth, still do it

Crunchies. Kind of glad they aren't sold in the US because the Hershey made Cadbury tastes like wax.

Plenty of good candies mentioned here but I haven't seen Good 'n' Plenties mentioned yet and those are in A tier for me

Salmiakki. Not the kind of similar salted liqourice, but actual proper salmiakki. Haven’t had a variation of that so far that wasn’t amazing and addictive

Necco wafers

Anything sour and sweet. Unfortunately these tend to be very acidic so they make my teeth hurt.

Second place is black licorice. I did try salt licorice and it was ok, but I prefer unsalted.

Smarties. Especially the big ones that come on a little stick like a blow pop.

Omg. If diabetes wasn't a thing I could eat them all day.

caramel macadamia turtles from costco.

Dried cranberries coated in chocolate.
I call them crackberries.

Crack

Do Oreos count? If not, Swedish Fish.

See's Butterscotch Squares or Dark Chocolate Truffles

Frooties by tootsie roll

Zagnut bars.

Peppermint patties

regular M&Ms. even more so when high. there’s no stopping til they all disappear.

Peanut butter M&Ms.

Tim Tams

Snickers bars and Nutter Butter cookies.

Not a candy but the Anamalitos cookies by El Mexicano, especially when they are overcooked. Not super sweet but so tasty. Also the Marias when they are a little overcooked as well.

Dunno if it's candy or a cookie.... But those new chocolate filled ice cream cones from trader Joe's. Not the ice cream ones, the chocolate filled cones. Omg, I ate 2 boxes when they first became available

Circus Animals.

Norwegian caramel, Smørbukk

Chewing gum if that counts as candy

As an Aussie, Curly Wurly’s are crack here, though they’ve gotten far more expensive and are hard to justify buying now given how “small” they are.

Gumballs. I can't buy them often because I'll just straight up eat them to excess like a weirdo. I don't know what it is, I can't stop myself and this didn't start until like 4 years ago.

I love those marshmallow chocolate eggs from Zachary confections.. Why do they only sell them during Easter?

Crack

Jolly ranchers sour misfits. I used to buy the big share packs but I can't keep them in my house anymore or else I eat them until I have canker sores.

I really like the Harry & David's chocolate covered cherries. Also malt balls, Good n Plentys, Ferrero Rocher, popcorn and peach jelly bellies, and anything with a dark chocolate ganache.

Swedish Fish

P-Nuttles

Dark mint chocolate, Also black licorice. So so good.

Fazer Blå milk chocolate. Ghost chocolate. I buy it and then it is gone.

Peppermint bark

Sour gum chews

Those cherry sours candies that so many companies make

Brach's Fruit Slices.

Spree

Pocket Coffee

Dum Dums