This causes me psychogenic pain to look at.

Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey

Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)
- Use chopsticks?
It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.
Want

Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust

I genuinely don't mind.

-3/10 bad fork

Bad fork,

Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.

I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.
Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.

That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.

You're correct though.

You may find beauty in it by considering its uses as a weed tool.

Everything looks like a nail when you’re hammered or something like that.

10/10 as a weird collectible

0/10 as an eating utensil

I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)

That fork is doing the best it can

What the fork?

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.

Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.