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  • Uh gee, for starters don't go around broadcasting that you're not home. Watching your stuff. Do you want property theft? Because that's how you get property theft! You can brag and selectively post all the highlights and none of the lowlights when you're back if you think that you need that to feel better about yourself.

  • Santos Quits Congressional Bid After Raising $0 in First Quarter: ‘I’ll Be Back’
  • See now. It's funny that you say that because George actually had raised 43.7 million in campaign funds by selling specifically chocolate bars. Unfortunately, just as he was taking the money to the bank, he was robbed by a traveling band of Jewish Nazi members of Hezbollah sent by Joe Biden.

  • bio students
  • We only send the death row frogs to classrooms. They know what they did, and they deserve it.

    Frogs are wonderful! You'd say Frogs are helpful! You'd exclaim

    Well you know why they're all so fucking nice? Because the bad ones answer to US, The International Law Enforcin Frog Clobberers

    You're welcome!

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