virgin "outdooor hotel" fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer
Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness
Good luck in the rain!
Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?
Pfft, shelter? That's for poor people!
houses? thats for homeless pe-
wait, something feels wrong
Do you like pina coladas?
Not even rain.
If you sleep outside you'll wake up wet and dewy and gross.
That's camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.
That's camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
That is indeed the joke.
There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.
Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.
That was a joke Art installation AFAIK a decade back.
Swiss here, no it isn't. Here's a (german) overview of a few "openair hotels": https://www.stilpalast.ch/travel/specials/schlafen-unter-freiem-himmel-7144
Life is slowly turning into a joke, and it's becoming less funny every time it's retold.
This would only be cool if you're somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won't ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope
Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies
I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope
I'd just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.
Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?
Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.
Wild animals: It's free
real estatedinner.Hope the weather forecasts around there are very accurate.
Too many wind-blowable things in that "room".
Exactly. This would only work in a dry summer.
There's a solid foundation for this idea but I still don't see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.
This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,also: is for which let in the in
Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”
Sleeping outdoor without shelter > camping > glamping > glamping outdoor without shelter
Whew, we've come quite far.
Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?
Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?
Sign me the fuck up.
Until it rains... or storms... or there is thunder or snails or dogs barking or whatever. Hell no "-"
Or something poops on your face.
I would but only if the temperature is right. That picture looks like it drops below freezing tho.
If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.
Someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about what a room is...
Indeed
That doesn't seem unworkable. Just add a few walls and a roof and it would be a nice place to stay.
I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it... $340 a night.
Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn't in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn't April fools.
Anything "glamping" or related is full of unhinged rates for stuff. Don't ask me why.
You wouldn’t even get the bed for a million pounds in central London.
Wild predators are one thing but what about bats with rabies? You wouldn't even know you got bit until it's too late.
I'd be more worried about the weather.
Rabies has basically been eliminated in Switzerland so that won't be an issue.
Done that for free
Do you check out when you get there and check in when you leave?
