Especially on Lemmy

Me looking back at those people:

Me making my next post:
- Me lurking outside these posts and waiting for my moment to reply to someone else's reply:

Someone is looking at my posts?

That one random downvote on an otherwise innocuous comment:

LOL that worked

Yeah, the motherfuckers who downvote for whatever reason. 😤

Occasionally, someone goes through my post history and downvotes every post. I'd love to know who it is just so I can thank them for the amusement.

She’s a monster until she isn’t. But don’t fret, she’ll be a monster again next week on “little traumas on the prairie”

Imagine their face once they manage to see the porn I consume

Here's the best way to get that reaction on Lemmy.

Windows is better than Linux. You can game easier, Install older programs easier, you most likely won't have any issues or have security issues like the Linux crowd says you will. It has amazing built in antivirus and compatibility with tons of hardware. Etc

You could also say that lowering taxes on the rich is the best way to improve the economy.
I know I'd give it that reaction.
- Well that's just dumb though. Windows is actually good 👍. The strange point you're trying to prove is basically proving my point.
On Reddit, it was always saying that I prefer manual transmission over automatic that made people very, very angry. I never have understood that one except to think that some people takes it as a personal insult.

Ha, jokes on them, I don't make posts.

Me looking through these comments to see if there's any names that I look at like this

Find you a girl who looks at you like this.

It's actually funny though. I said my fair share of generally downvoted stuff, but most of my replies that weren't completely overlooked end up with something between 10 and 100 likes as well as exactly 1 dislike.

It's how my mom looks at me too. (I'm going to hell I guess)

They should see a doctor immediately. Nobody’s skin should be grey.

You can't please everyone, the upvotes speak for themselves though - don't let downvotes get you down too hard

Up to 80% of the plot lines in that show were just Mrs. Olson being a bitch.

This is how I do it.

For the most part, people are very nice around here especially compared to Reddit and Facebook. Every once in a while, though, because of federation you'll end up in some random thread full of angry people without even realizing it and say something completely benign, only to be brigaded in response by a whole lot of angry people who constantly sort their instance by new comment and refresh.