Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

It must be really hard living life this way.

Actually, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
- Wow. Wowowow. Wow.
- Oh really...
Don't worry, they aren't aware enough to feel shame or stupidity.
- Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”
Nope, ignorance is bliss. They literally don't know anything about anything. They just assume everything they believe is the truth.
- But they're then getting absolutely freaked out about every benign thing. It has to be super exhausting and stressful
- That level of spelling looks a lot like dyslexia. I have an online friend working on a grad program who spells like that.
And just think how hard it is for loved ones and social services that need to put up with you...
Any guess as to who they voted for?

This is a person who was able to get a driver's license...

You'd be amazed how many people driving daily don't and have never had a license. Used to be a police dispatcher, shit happens all the damn time.
- What's the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume
They also most likely vote
- And it probably counts more than yours.
Bar is too low.
- Any lower and it will be a line on the ground, judging by the example at hand.

I knew it! Vacations are killing us. If you value your life; no more vacations!

Yes! Strap me to the millstone!
I'm sure there's a right wing "movement" for that too. Along with anything else that favors corporations and fucke over Americans
Clearly written by a hard-working business isn't.

For those who are wondering if this picture is real or not, I couldn't say. But I have seen a fair share of misspellings and bad grammar written on trucks about similar sentiments in Nevada (seeing where the license in the picture belongs to). The take away of this is that usually there is a correlation between education and conspiracies (believing in misinformation), and it's a very real, serious issue in this country.

Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?
- Somebody should let the GOP know so they stop trying to defund education! Surely they wouldn't want entire generations of people growing up to be ignorant, conspiracy believing assholes with no critical thinking skills!
More specifically, we don't really teach source analysis in a lot of schools anymore. I've run into college students who have no idea of how to discern that a source is bullshit - especially if the site or source looks well-polished and sounds like it knows what it's talking about. Even a lot of Q people have figured out that the best way to draw people in is to look and sound professional, not just ranting into a camera in your truck cabin - you need a nice backdrop, and probably a polo shirt at minimum.
- Right!?
  When Republicans were initially investingating the 2020 election in Georgia, they called in a "forensic imaging specialist" who said that they would be able to determine which ballots were fabricated. I got a lot of flack for questioning the guy's credentials online, but literally his biggest accomplishment in life was inventing a crappy barcode scanner shaped like a cat, and it was a huge flop.
  r/conservative was adamant that this dunce was going to overturn the election in Georgia...

I'd like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.

I'm not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.
- I keep thinking of this.
  https://youtu.be/0lczHvB3Y9s
Not enough space to leave any sort of retort.
- I don't care about a retort. I'd just like to see corrections in red, with a "D- PROOF READ!!!" written at the top, and maybe a "Provide sources" at the bottom.
  Edit: and perhaps a "See me after class"
- Ableist slurs aren't coo- oh - you can spell above a second-grade level.

Did Charlie Kelly write this?

I didn't seem any reference to his speciality bird law

Well.. they spelled "19" correctly.

and vacation

Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

I love how noone explores the possibility that this was written by someone who hates them to make them look bad lol

Yeah I feel like this has to be satire
Why would we do that? Anti-vaxxers make themselves look bad all the time.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ARE RIGHTS?

VACATIONS ARE KILLING US!

"Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free."

Add a dash of oil and a sprinkle of crushed almonds to that masterpiece and you’ve got yourself one tasty word salad. Yum yum.
Don't dead, open inside.

Not exactly a rave review of the American educational system.

No wonder European countries don't accept US high school diplomas as sufficient for acceptance into a college or university.

No wonder European countries don't accept US high school diplomas as sufficient for acceptance into a college or university.
Yes, they do. I have been to two.
At least in my country, the highschools are not exactly good. Many students get ~30% attendance. On top of that, there aren't enough highschool slots for students, so poorer performing students can't go to highschool or have to pay for private school.
- Yes, they do. I have been to two.
  There may be some countries. But I know the Scandinavian countries will not accept US diplomas without the student passing extra testing that others don't have to go through.
  It's possible that's for a full program. You may be able to take individual classes or certs with a US diploma.

I saw this type of manifesto on a brand new Yukon the other day in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. It was all cut vinyl lettering, nice contrast of color against the shiny black paint. It was honestly surreal, and could be an untapped market for the folks at Cricut.

I have a cricut collecting dust. Maybe I should start an etsy for bananapants vehicular rants.
- bananapants vehicular rants
  Well you already have your business name figured out.

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that "Are rights have been taken away" contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

"hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation"

Vacations are killing us! Ban Hawaii!

Hey might as well die happy . VACATION woo!

gonna give the owner a break and assume they wrote this on the back just after their stroke.

During their stroke*
- Not enough garble flabben peanut butter delasan yogurt bacouratit for it to have been written mid stroke... source: I have witnessed 3 loved ones die from strokes.

Plus they park like an asshole

Sovcittery at its finest.

What's a "man deats"

I think they misspelled "teats." Those little milker nipples.
- You answer is clearly better, but if op was seriously asking, I think they meant “mandates”.
  The truck author would probably assume mandates are a Gay’s thing though if he spelled it right.

this don't look real

I wish this was the case but I've seen more than enough vehicles like this at home and down in the US in my travels into redneck areas. The vans are worse as they have more room for the errors. Usually there's some Trump stuff too.
Yeah this is obviously satire / karma mining.
- There are very stupid people out there who want everyone to know what they think.
- I see this stuff daily in my city. It's accurate.
- Satire? Maybe. Karma mining? Not on a platform like Lemmy. There’s no value to karma on Lemmy - no one wants to buy a Lemmy account with a bunch of Karma to start shilling from - the user base is still just too small to be worth it.
How to tell that someone hasn't visited Twitter recently

Can someone compute cove+19?

I'm always surprised how much they spelled correctly.

This has got to be someone trolling, right? Right?

It's hard to be sure these days.

I just want to put a sticker on it that says "GO TO SCHOOL"

They probably have dyslexia you know.

First they came for the grammar...

The hell is a mandeat

Mandates?
- Could be, thanks
My man deats are
6”1’ 175lb Likes snowboarding and hiking
The present tense for mandate of course.

At least it's not Texas

Image Transcription:

[Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases "Covet 19", "Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free", and "Are rights have been taken away" are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]