We need to organise...

Perfect spot for a meteor

Unreported AI slop gets downvoted.

Read the comments.
- All the comments are saying it's AI.
- Someone else investigating and saying it's AI-generated is very different from saying "here's this fake image, AI did it." This is all going to get much worse...

Sinkholes need to become more specific with their target locations.

Is Lisa Su excluded because they don't respect AMD or because they don't respect women? Hopefully because she isn't actually evil and doesn't wanna be there.

She's not that guy
It's because is about wealth, not tech, and Lisa isn't even in the top 1000 richest people.
EDIT: Looked up, and it seems that Cook, Altman and Pichai are also too poor for this circle

Blunt rotation from hell

They would have had their engineers figure out a way to pass that around..
- They dont pass the Dutch to the left hand side; theirs goes to the far right.

I didn't know there was a douche bag conference going on. Glad to see its board members meeting up

Those are the fall guys. Where are the people of the MIC? Where are the ones with the water rights? Nobody needs Facebook to survive, but everybody needs food, water and medicine.

Why does it seem like everyone is looking up to Elon?

Perhaps he just said something stupid?
More space between him makes a stage. Likely others are somewhat avoiding the smoke.
My speculation.
- Either that or hes bogarting and theyre gettong impatient

This is AI generated (source). I spent a while looking at the image trying to find the usual tells. It's kinda scary how hard it's getting to tell AI generated images apart from real ones. I'm sure with a powerful enough model, enough iterations, and the right prompt, it's almost impossible to tell in some cases.

Without the usual artifacts, there's still plenty to go on.
The scene just doesn't make sense. They are standing around in a circle parking garage next to a cyber truck. They wouldn't meet up there if they were meeting. Further, think about the camera situation. Looks like someone on a ladder or a drone took a picture from above. That's a weird amount of effort for a pretty stupid shot.
But yeah, if the person has a better sense of plausible scenes, then it's much harder to know if it's an AI image or not. On video we mostly have duration to go by, since LLM vid generation can't hold it together too long (other weirdness happens too of course, but broadly speaking we just can't trust pictures or very short videos).
To me the tell was that I couldn't see why the most powerful men in the world would just be all standing in a parking lot with no body guards around.
If they really wanted to meet they'd be in a dinner party or some shit.
What really throws me are their poses. They’re all in poses that you typically see them in from public sources. Elon smoking a cigar was probably part of the prompt, unless I’m unaware of something. Tim Apple even doing the classic stage pose.
- It was actually Elon and the cigar that tipped me off. Can you imagine him possibly looking so natural and "cool" and masculine? He would be holding it so weird that everyone in the circle would be staring at him and he would be doing this really weird laugh while his shoulders turned into cursed parallelogram of flesh and too much bone.
  Also, if it were real I would expect to see Peter Thiel's face pressed against the glass of the Cybertruck, looking out with bug eyes as he smears oil all over the window.
- That’s what caught my attention too. They poses look like they were taken from keynotes. Especially, Tim Apple’s pose.
Cyber dumpster not rusty and on fire is a dead giveaway
I figured it was. Pretty convincing right down to those annoying black sneakers with white soles that tech billionaires seem to love nowadays.
Two things i noticed is Jeff's right ear/hand amalgamation and the feet look funny to the right of sam altman (easier to notice without the meme text). The side blinker on the white car looks a little too embedded in the wheel well but I'm not familiar enough with luxury cars to say for sure if its odd.
It still takes a lot of examination to start thinking its AI where previously 7 fingers would be a dead give away.
- Apparently that's how blinkers actually look on Porsches these days. It's even a bit shitty in the OP image compared to reality.
- Zuck's face is also completely fucked. He looks like an alien in real life already, but here it looks like his eyes and mouth have been paved over by a layer of skin.
Didn't Jobs die before the cybertruck was a thing? That's uh... a pretty big indication...
Oh wait, that's Tim Apple...
I just searched an hour ago through lens only got three hits. Now I get eleven mostly saying it's ai....
Enlighten me pls I'm tripping...
... But they will sure use the AI slope argument against us...
- Ask yourself who took those pictures, why, and for whom. There's no entourage behind or around any of them something that would absolutely never happen when the circle has a combined net worth of trillions of dollars.
I thought it was just a bad Photoshop as the boundaries between them and the scenery is too sharp.
I cannot even tell apart many videos now.
It’s still funny

Where were you when we needed you, God-sent-meteor.

TIL there's only 3 outfits billionaires can wear in public.

To be fair, Jensen Huang has worn that exact same thing every day for decades, heh.
they're even wearing the same fucking shoes!!!
- This is a real thing, brands jockey for top position on one of their bodies because it can influence the rest of the group and trickle down into their tech leadership. Articles have been written about it but it's usually ugly shoes and very discreet, unlabeled sweaters that cost $5k. It's really sad because they're so fucking vapid, there's not much else to do, and they don't have a lot of real friends.

Where's a reaper drone when you need one?

Imagine how many global problems could be solved with just one bus at this moment.

One drone strike requested please
That bus is deporting them right? Right!?
- I mean, Sure, from a certain point of view.

One well placed hand grenade

My exact thought, it would do so much good for humanity as a whole.
- Only if we changed the tax laws right after. Otherwise the broken system will just create replacements
Fire in the whole!
I was thinking RPG but close enough.
Came here for this comment. Maybe a couple grenades, just to be sure.

RAM Gang

Absolute worst blunt rotation.

Elon trying so hard to be cool.

He looks like those teenagers who smoke thinking that would make them look cool lmao what a giant loser! In a context on who's the biggest loser he'd arrive second because he's a loser
- hahah took me a second
- I read that in the insulting Frenchman's voice from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Aw man! Where's a drone strike when you need it?

It's funny because drones were probably being used to murder children the moment this picture was taken so that these shit stains could have more money they eventually just set on fire and use to light their cigars.

Lower tech would be funnier, hot potato with a live grenade.
Elon would probably grab it and start to make a speech about how he's the only person in the world that really understands how grenades are made.

God, there was such an opportunity to just fucking floor it through that parking lot

My kingdom for a single grenade

Looks like a circle of jerks to me.

Fast And The Furious crew looking ahh

They took our RAM!!! Get them!

Inaccurate, cuz they're not jerking each other off

How do they decide who gets to eat the cookie?

Bastards, every one of them

Going clockwise:

Nvidia - Jensen Huang
Google - Sundar Pichai
Apple - Tim Cook
OpenAI - Sam Altman
Amazon - Jeff Bezos
Meta - Mark Zuckerberg
Tesla - Elon Musk

Microsoft's Satya Nadella is missing here for the full tech-nazi set.

Anyone else see a red circle at their feet, or is that just me?

When their companies collaps, the energy market will shrink to the cheapest suppliers.

~$1,162,000,000,000.

If I'm not mistaken, these guys are totaling ~$3685/second in interest based on a 10 year market average.

I just need like 10 seconds to pay off all my debts
- If they were actually talking for 5 minutes, it's over $1,000,000. Lol. Don't know if these guys have ever actually met at the same time though
- 10 seconds and I've paid off my student loans, my car, and have enough left over to pay tuition for my upcoming year (attending school while working full time of course, because no one pays my living expenses and I get denied financial aid because I'm an adult who has too high of an income to qualify, because, ya know, I have to have an income to pay my damned rent).

AI slop.

The final boss blunt rotation.

Is this real

Twitter.NoX
- Who's the blue shirt on the right?

Perfect time for one of those dumpster trucks to catch on fire

sorry to all the crackheads who kept trying to warn us of a secret cabal plotting to take over the world, you were, unfortunately, cooking

Not really a secret one
"You don't need to make up a secret group of wealthy evil people running the world to be mad at -- You can just be mad at the group of wealthy evil people that we KNOW run the world out in the open" ~ ROSSI, Milo

If you think this picture should be a movie, then good news. It's called Mountainhead and it's from the guy who wrote the really very good Succession.

Mountainhead isn't as good as that (and seems like it was written quite fast as it's about the current AI bullshit), but by fuck does it get their vibe and language dead on.