Sounds about right

Sexual competition pressures from children.

Fucking brutal lol
Probably not your intention, but your joke contributes to the sexualisation of kids imo
- Highlighting the stated intentions of the president is not contributing. It’s satire
- In the same way your critique of my joke does, sure. If you say so.

Lip filler and a bottle of bleach?

It is funny to me, but I guess it makes sense. Conservative "beauty" is some standard look because they value conformity.

Progressive beauty is diverse because we value difference.

Just gonna leave this here: Mar-a-Lago face
- And this is why it's paramount to preserve Wikipedia
- Its the perfect lie too. No doctor will ever try and take credit.
- Something like this was just on an episode of South Park. When the women become Christian, they get plastic surgery.
- It is so ugly 😂😌
its almost always blonde hair too.
- Which is weird because blonde hair often turns darker after childhood unless someone is always under sunlight and even then there's no garuntee. Hell I was born blonde and my hair turned rust red with age, the parts that have bleached from sunlight are just an even more rusty red. So it always looks artificial unless someone has had some very specific luck.

Black eyes

A humiliation and domination kink, because they love having their rights stripped from them and being dominated by the state

alot of white women needs the "mar-a-lago" face in order to have a conservative husband. its usually almost always blond people.

A running tab at the ER for "doorway-related" injuries.

or excessive white wine and anti-depressant consumption.
- I think you meant rosé.

Certainly not the capacity to feel shame

Faith
I haven't watched South Park in a long time but boy did they nail that one.

Stockholm syndrome
Domestic violence

Vapid obsession with wealth and vanity to the point that they permanently fuck up their faces in the pursuit of some twisted version of "beauty" they will never have?

I’m pretty sure that one crosses the political spectrum.
If all you have to say about someone, especially women, is theyre ugly consider saying nothing, look, it's easy:
whats one thing republican women have that democrat women dont?
A copy of mein kamph on their bed side table
except you can barely say that about dems

What are they even referring to? What are they saying democrat women do not have? I don't get it.

Yep. The comeback is great, but what did that GodlyNation person think is the thing? Fake blonde? Botox lips?
- They both have the look like "We both know what it is, and so should you 😉😉". I'm here like 😐😑😐
  I guess you gotta be republican to get it.
- The joke is dems are trans i'm 99% sure
A certain je ne sais quoi. Because they're worse by any concrete measure.
I believe we’re all overthinking this. Right wingers are overwhelmingly literal, especially religious nutjobs. They probably mean something extremely simplistic, like happiness or morality.
- Maybe they're genuinely asking. Maybe they're just looking for engagement.

Silicone?

A willingness to vote against their own interest.

No, Democrats do that too. Anyone who votes for the establishment is voting against their class interests.
- There are progressive democrats though that want to better the USA. Look at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kat Abugazaleh, Zohran Mamdani, to name a few.

The desperate urge to put themselves above other women?

A wasted education?

You ~~guys~~ girls have an education?

A reprehensible, destructive world view based on hatred and lies?

Crippling insecurity.

Bruises

black eyes, probably some pressuring of sex from a conservative husband, or BF.

Botox.

So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don't wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.

The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.

I guess whatever is taboo within your social situation, eh.
- Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.
A lot of racists absolutely love interracial porn. Half of 4chan /b/ and /pol/ posts are about big black cocks.
For anyone else who wants to disappoint themselves

Well at least they don’t lack self esteem and feel the need to attach their identity to a political party. Like not many democrat voting women call themselves a Democrat woman.

Holy hell, this is a horrific burn ... but so true.

Those faces could scare the stone off of a gargoyle.

The proud absence of higher education?

Bigass foreheads?

Those are “godly” women? Lip filler, tits on display, putting their vanity on the Internet?

This brand of Republicans sure is fucking weird.

Tits on display
Are they?
I agree with the sentiment of your post here, but they just aren’t.

Harhar people I dont like are gay harhar

fuck i am tired of this joke, anyway the Republican party was historicaly more accepting to gay men in the 1960s, you know the party who talk about keeping the govt out of your life? The dems were full tilt on the lavender scare

vote socialist, read marx

This meme is not about disliking gay people at all.
Just because they talk about keeping the government out of your life doesn't mean they actually care about doing that. In fact, quite the opposite as the current administration exemplifies on a daily basis. Stop taking known liars at their word and the world starts making more sense.
This is your brain on pure theory

Accurately observed.

I can't imagine being with someone who works this hard for approval.

Thanks republican men! You really took a bullet for us well adjusted men on this one.

They can both have wild daddy issues, but conservatives have the "daddy was always right!" type, lefty girls would have...other types. Doesn't matter, not kosher or polite.