Apart, low in cholesterine

All these fools trying to add hydrogen to water when they should be focusing on dechlorinating table salt.

Fun fact: There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

I bet it's double the amount!
Not KenM
- Shout out to the mole people in our precious sewers.
- Speak for yourself
Well, that's just wrong. I can name at least 10 stars in the solar system.
My mother says I'm a star
- you must not be a radio star
- So there's at least 2 hydrogen atoms in that water?
  We're narrowing things down.

Hear me out bro... H3O

Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!
DOUBLE the oxygen!
- Even more oxigen and mineralization H₂SO₄
- Drink that shit like it's rocket fuel.
- Make it H3O3 for Santa Claus.
- WOW! It really tingles going down.
- Crapshots Ep520 - The Sports Drink
H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn't drinkable it's too acid, It's ionized water, without any specific features. It's a publicity trick to sell it more expensive, like also this one, low in calories.
- That's why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it's worth it, and still zero calories. It's the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.
Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!
Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays
H3H3
- What are you laughing at?

https://xkcd.com/641/

Reminds me when I saw "Gluten free" on plain raw bacon packages.

But is it vegan?

Free-range hydrogen
- Free? Radical!
- But still farmed then? Think I'll have to pass.
As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.
- Well... it is carbonated.
I feel bad for the vegans. The base idea is sound. A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons. But rather than have a debate about the actual implications of such an idea, it gets reduced and amplified for the stupid people so corporate interests (which include PETA) can make a dollar.
I’d much rather see the brightest minds debate such an idea but instead, capitalism takes priority and so we get “meat is murder.”
I am so tired of trying to include the stupid people.
- A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons.
  In theory, I disagree with this. Meat and other products made from animals such as leather and the trading of such products has been a big part of human culture and lifestyle since long before recorded history. There is some evidence that energy dense meat is at least party responsible for our evolution into what we are today. Leather and wool are amazing materials with properties that it's still very difficult and expensive to replicate if its possible at all. Done humanely, it not only benefits humans but he animals in question themselves- as we are actively invested in their survival and well being. If and when we can make synthetic meat, leather, and wool, or alternatives with all the same properties and benefits as the 'real' thing, then I could be persuaded that is better.
  In practice it becomes a big problem when we add Capitalism into the mix. Capitalism is exploitative by nature, and if it exploits human beings of course it's going to do the same for animals. Ethics and morality are given the backseat to greed and profit. The most exploited workers can often not afford ethical alternatives when those options do exist.
  I'm not saying we shouldn't still strive to reduce meat consumption and improve conditions for livestock, but we should also recognize that capitalism is a huge part of the problem and always will be. If we want to improve the lives of humans and animals, we need to do away with it.
Only if it is filtred it's supposely vegan, but watch your glass if there are a lot of flies.
Depends on how much animalic trace elements you accept. Related question: is pee vegan?
- It is, because i consent to you drinking my piss

This is the kind of bullshit they come up with when you don't allow them to put the good stuff in it.

Radium, that was the real thing, not this shit.

And cocaïne
- I'd like some irradiated cocaine please.
- RADIOCAIN:2077

I assume they mean H2. Y'all laugh but H2 and H2O are different things. You can have both.

H2 can be dissolved in water. Now idk if or why you want that... Seems like the water would be sour
Do I want both ?
- I don't know...

So... h3O?

MFers went ahead and invented acids

Don't you know that 100% of all people who drink water die?

Most drug dealer consum some on a daily basis!

Ladies and gentlemen, they’ve done it.

Now with more molecules

It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

Why on earth drinking hydrogen-infused water increase athletic performance? I honestly doubt any claims made by this shit product.

Edit: I am no chemistry expert, but wouldn't most hydrogen just collect above the water surface and as soon the can is opened, it escapes. I don't know if it happens or not, if I am wrong please correct me.

Hydrogen is lighter than air, so it's like, instant weight loss! Wait until they have hydrogen infused red bull....
Relieving dehydration does increase athletic performance, however
Now, sure, this might not have any difference compared to plain old water, but the marketing never claimed that!
And yes this sort of shitty trickery is exactly what they're doing
I also thought this was a scam like "energized water" and similar, but then found that there are actually medical studies being done on it: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10816294/ But that review paper also says, that larger sample sizes are needed and the mechanisms aren't explained, so it may turn out useless after all.

Still better than oxygen-infused water

Is it though?
- Yes. H2O2 would not be a pleasant drink.

also sugar free

Is that the evil twin of the oxigenated water?

Are you not drinking H3O?

need a torch? shake your water

Don't have open flames when opening that bad boy.

Why not infuse with additional oxygen? Huffing those capsules is a strain on the budget.

there are two kind of food products, natural and quimical pimped cheap crap to create more incommings to the industry, the best in last type are the US, because of this the first world country with the lowest life span.

https://www.today.com/food/trends/fanta-color-difference-us-vs-europe-rcna105799