We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don't think there is a single person alive who would condone this.

No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.

I know, right? How am I going to get that image out of my head? It's almost enough to make me support censorship.
- Having Aphantasia can be a blessing at times.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
Now, you don't have to:
No worries. I don’t think he sunbathes in any capacity and any color he has is just sprayed locally from the ears out.
Dude, my mouth was open and everything!
Anger at Daily Show: they showed a picture of sunbathing pumpkin Lord for minutes. Much too long. Covered that part of the screen.
Damn you, Ronnie!

If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they're busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.

Bullshit, I don't believe this man sunbathes.

That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.
Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?
- I maintain that the real reason he eats McDonald's is that he figures he can't be poisoned if he's hitting random McDonald's every meal.
But his face is always so tan?
- Is tan short for tangerine?

I think their chances while golfing are higher.

Yeah I don't know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn't come naturally.
I think they're referring to that as sunbathing.
And the poop stain is an easier target than his navel... duhh

There is probably an unspoken rule of geopolitics to the effect of "Don't start assassinating foreign dignitaries and heads of state unless you want everyone else to declare open season on you and yours." And it seems like we're getting closer to breaking that rule by the month.

At some point, he'll piss off enough people that the world at large will just look the other way when it happens.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy
  McElroy was shot and killed in broad daylight as he sat with his wife Trena in his pickup truck on Skidmore's main street.[2] He was struck by bullets from at least two different firearms, in front of a crowd of people estimated as numbering between 30 and 46.[1] Despite the many witnesses, nobody came forward to say who shot him. To date, no one has been charged in connection with McElroy's death.
- At some point..? After that kid popped off at him in PA, all the offline people I know were just pretty universally either “shame he lived” or “meh”.
  You can only be a hateful and bigoted bully for so long before even the ‘apolitical normie’ can connect the dots between Cheeto’s stochastic terrorism, and someone turning that energy back his way.
- Maybe it can be a Murder on the Orient Express situation
- Yeah, they might have to get in line.
The US has been regularly helping to assasinate Iranian foreigner dignitaries for years now, literally assasinsting many high ranking members of their government/military for years as well.
- Common misconception. It's perfectly fine to do it in that direction.
Except Trump already did it to Iran, and we were likely saved from all out war by fucking COVID.
Everyone forgets about Solomeini
I mean, if that rule gets tossed out, I can only think of like 2 world leaders I'd be sad to see go. Russia is already actively trying to kill one of those.
If all our leaders, kings, politicians all vanished at once, I wonder how long it would be before us normal people even noticed.

Better to say that they could drone strike him anytime he's golfing. Then the Secret Service wouldn't let him golf, and his life would be ruined.

Y'all make it sound like he wouldn't ignore them like he does any other professional trying to do their job around him.
- Ignore, yes the cheetoh does. Putin? You just gave him a great idea for a staged "assassination attempt." You know, for that extra push at midterms.
- Valid.

Nuh-uh, bet you can't.

Does he sunbathe? His "tan" orange glow is definitely a spray or cream as it's so uneven a d stops at his "hair line."
This also reminds me of a joke where Melania is getting interviewed by Playboy or some similar style magazine. The interviewer asked her if she bleachs her asshole?
Melania responds, "No, I just tell him to get a spray tan."
They're too chicken. Bwak bwaak bwak!

Prove it.

First country to kill him gets a free WW3 trophy.

Or the Nobel Peace prize.
Either way, they’ll find a reason to make it happen.
- Most people can readily think of at least 6 or 27 or so.

Ha, sunbathing! That fucking dungeon troll doesn't sunbathe, he sprays the tan directly on to his face.

Amateurs

It's a rub-on cream. You can see the finger marks by his ears and temples sometimes.
Maybe that's the threat, they've perfected targeted poisoning via spray tan mixture.

Exploding golf ball.

Please.

Prove it.

lol, big talk. I'll believe it when I see it.

Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.

Phhhht! Put up or shut up, Iran. No one thinks you'll do it. No one thinks you're a threat over here. You can't do it. You won't do it.

All talk. No action.

😇

Yeah. I dare you Iran. I double dog dare you! You'll never do it! Prove me wrong!
Please though. Please prove me wrong. I'm begging you.
Stochastic something something ;)
Fuckin IACO!!!

I would prefer it if they start with Thiel and the shadow cabinet first, then work their way towards the least competent member of the Project 2025 cabal. Fear would become Trump's shadow, and US officials would be more likely to handle Iranian affairs in good faith.

They would nuke (whoever they think is behind the assassinations) first. That's why nobody will do a thing. They are crazy enough to do it.
- Some part of me expects Trump to order Zohran to be nuked, if he is elected as mayor and resists federal misconduct.
That's probably the best way not to get your country nuked. If the US president gets assassinated by a drone and they can prove who did it, it won't be good for who did it.
- Realistically they probably won't know who did it but just pick someone they don't like.

No. Please. Don't assassinate the worst leader in American history. Iran, think of the children. Please. Don't do it at your earliest convenience.

By Allah we'd be so owned we might all destroy the Great Satan then and there

Why would you try to make people picture that? Forget nukes, Iran has Level-4 Cognitohazards

I don't believe that for a second. I'm gonna need proof.

Of the sunbathing? Even if it was true, I don’t want to see proof of that!
- No, that they could do it. I don't believe them. I need them to prove it. Somehow.

Betcha can’t!

Why sunbathe when you can smear Orange shit all over your face and 'fool' people into thinking you aren't an undead ghoul- Donald Trump

I triple dog dare you!

That headline. First I thought Iranians sunbathe and play with drones at the same time? Then had the unfortunate mental image of Trump sunbathing.

someone call the coast guard, a baby whale got beached!

Thats ridiculous. Its so imporbable that if they did it would be definite proof that allah is the one true god and I totally know that aint so just like them. So they can't do it.

Don't threaten us with a good time, fellas.

there 3 kinds of people...

those that say things. those that do things, and an incredibly small population of people who do what they say.

youre not #3, iran.

Wish they were #3 in this instance.
- so does most of the planet.
  /sigh

Do it, you fucking cowards!

Why would they tell everyone

I tell everyone if I don’t plan on doing it, but I want the heightened security to annoy my target.
"We know exactly where the so-called 'Supreme Leader' is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there — We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now" - Donald Trump
I think the message is: killing me will be one of the last things you do in life.

Don't threaten us with a good time

Inshallah

Joke's on you... I'm into that shit!

Don’t tempt me with a good time

Oh no. Anyway

I'm into it.

I mean come on and do it, what do you have to lose at this point. You clinging to the hope that maybe the US and Isreal might chose not to go to war with you?