"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."

I've seen a lot of shower thoughts, but this thought is the showerest

I was thinking the same thing, but with the word *showeriest
Right up there with 'oh, its got selenium huh?' And 'what the fuck is argan oil'

And then forget in 5 minutes cause I was in the shower.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.
- Rinse and repeat
- I do this with tooth paste.
  I’ve started buying two tubes at a time because I can’t be trusted
This is why I set the bottle in the bathroom sink after having this thought. Its hard to ignore something so out of place and in the way
- Toss it over the curtain so that it clatters to a weird spot that is hard to miss.
- Then when you go to use the sink you set it aside cause you need to use the sink and it's promptly forgotten again.
- Hard, but still doable.
  Source: personal experience
- adhd life hack: do weird shit so you can trust you'll remember it and become free to forget things
“Hey [Siri|Google|Alexa|Jarvis] add shampoo to the grocery list”
- copros dont get to eavesdrop on me

This, right here, is the highest quality "Shower Thought" I've ever encountered. You win!

What do they win? Hopefully shampoo
- Conditioner!

Took me about 5 seconds to get this.

So....not a LONG time, but I'm still ashamed it wasn't instant.

Then you put the extra bottle you bought away, and realize you really should have checked the cabinet, and now you have 3.

Thank you for making laugh in the middle of my life loathing rant 😂

Laugh at what?
- It's a shower thought

I've had the same bottle of shampoo since 2016. It's outlasted my hair.

Rip your hair
- That could have been part of the problem, yeah

This is why I subscribe

Dog Food

looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag..... 7-10 days....

looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag..... 3-5 days....

looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag..... probably 2 days....

looks at 40lb bag engages spatial reasoning how many cups are left in this bag..... fuck 1 day.... takes 2 days to get ship.....

Well gal, chicken it is....

Cries in ADHD. I do this all the time with my cats lol

"These shower floor tiles seem slippery"

Shower thoughts in the shower? Hmm...

This, but every evening a week straight until the bottle is actually empty and then I walk around with greasy hair until I get weird looks from people at the mall, at which point I remember to buy it.

It is either that or you go buy shampoo, then put it somewhere in the house where you forget all about it and go buy another and forget all about that one too and then you run out of shampoo and are like "oh fuck, I need to buy shampoo" and you manage to remember and come home with a third bottle and then the others start popping up in weird places over the following days.
I am at the end of one such misadventure. I am almost finished with bottle number two and bottle number three disappeared from the kitchen for weeks and reappeared recently in my couch and I put it in the bedroom so I am reminded of it's existence everyday now. Eventually it will find its way to the bathroom.
Everytime I'm at the store and I pass the shampoo aisle I have to remind myself that Mr couch shampoo is still very much full and very much on its way to the bathroom.
- why not put them all together next to each other, you know, in the bathroom, where you bathe?

And how many bottles are still in your closet? Because that's always the first thing you should check after thinking that particular thought.

https://lemmy.world/post/734163

In two years, only these two guys thought of buying more shampoo.

There’s a reason trash like this was banned from the reddit one.

thanks, you reminded me to buy anal douche.

shower turns on

Why do naked people periodically stand in my space and start the moisture

I gag

oh right

good thing humans do this I mean..

shower noises