There’s a reason trash like this was banned from the reddit one.
6 0 ReplyThis, but every evening a week straight until the bottle is actually empty and then I walk around with greasy hair until I get weird looks from people at the mall, at which point I remember to buy it.
5 0 ReplyThank you for making laugh in the middle of my life loathing rant 😂
10 0 ReplyLaugh at what?
1 0 ReplyIt's a shower thought
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Then you put the extra bottle you bought away, and realize you really should have checked the cabinet, and now you have 3.
20 0 ReplyAnd then forget in 5 minutes cause I was in the shower.
113 0 ReplyThen remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.
65 0 ReplyRinse and repeat
25 0 ReplyI do this with tooth paste.
I’ve started buying two tubes at a time because I can’t be trusted
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This is why I set the bottle in the bathroom sink after having this thought. Its hard to ignore something so out of place and in the way
14 0 ReplyThen when you go to use the sink you set it aside cause you need to use the sink and it's promptly forgotten again.
3 0 ReplyToss it over the curtain so that it clatters to a weird spot that is hard to miss.
5 0 ReplyHard, but still doable.
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“Hey [Siri|Google|Alexa|Jarvis] add shampoo to the grocery list”
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I've seen a lot of shower thoughts, but this thought is the showerest
127 0 Replyshower turns on
Why do naked people periodically stand in my space and start the moisture
I gag
oh right
good thing humans do this I mean..
shower noises
4 0 ReplyThis, right here, is the highest quality "Shower Thought" I've ever encountered. You win!
31 0 ReplyWhat do they win? Hopefully shampoo
1 0 ReplyConditioner!
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Took me about 5 seconds to get this.
So....not a LONG time, but I'm still ashamed it wasn't instant.
31 0 Reply6 0 ReplyIn two years, only these two guys thought of buying more shampoo.
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This is why I subscribe
17 0 ReplyShower thoughts in the shower? Hmm...
13 0 ReplyAnd how many bottles are still in your closet? Because that's always the first thing you should check after thinking that particular thought.
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