Caught by wife

Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.

wife’s contact named “mrs”

Yikes.

“you cunt”

wife’s contact named “mrs”

Confirmed Aussie and degen.

LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the rest of that sentence?

"Just get over it." ?

What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.

It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.

There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
- whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
  what
- They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
- Wait are they serious?
  I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
- "Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
  🤣🤣🤣 I am definitely using it next time.
It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
- Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
- I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.
On the morning it's just easier to go in the sink. This way I'm not pissing all over the floor.
If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I'll just use the sink.
People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you're going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
- If you can't avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don't be a disgusting degenerate.
  Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn't make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you're too scared that you'll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
- it's a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
- Just sit on the toillet man... Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
- Urine isn't sterile. The germs in it just don't grow in an old school culture.
And I'd say "in your own house" is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don't share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.
It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
- I wee in to the toilet while I'm brushing my teeth.
If there's no toilet available, into the sink it goes.
One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.
Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.
Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y'all?
- Yeah I kinda get it.
  I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
  ... but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
  IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I'm not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks
It is on the right height. Basin is preferable though.

I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.

Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?

Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.

One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."

Disgusting and unfunny is very on brand for him.
- I can already hear Gervais going into his "sorry if I offended you with my incredibly funny jokes, I guess I'll take all my comedy money and go home" routine.
  Almost as funny as Dave Chappelle doing a Netflix special where he rants about getting cancelled. Or the sound of mid-40s Jerry Seinfeld fucking a 17-year-old while he complains about antisemitism on college campuses.
  Worst thing in the world for comedy is a successful comedian.

/r/sinkpissers

There are allegations that such communities encourage fringe, unsanitary behavior (such as diaper use) and circlejerk around it but it's all a trolling operation and they laugh at anyone who gets swayed to actually participate.
- I think about this probably every month.
  "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
  I used to read hilarious shit on r/sinkpissers as most people were joking. Kinda like the sub about drunk driving. It slowly evolved though. Last time I used Reddit almost all of the new posts on r/sinkpissers were serious and involved actual pissing in the sink.
At least it wasn't r/sinkpoopers
- waffle stomp

People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
- I encourage you to wash your hands in the toilet next time. Same water, goes to the same place, all good.

Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.

I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?
- Yeah, I have no idea what the best procedure would be, but I think the only things to worry about are foot fungus (no idea if there's any risk, but your feet are very much touching the shower floor) and rinsing the soap if you drop it when showering? Like, you wash your ass in that shower, it's not like it's a clean clean environment anyways.
- That's kind of the entire issue - I'd hope for a full bleach scrub after that, but hosing it off outside would just be so much quicker than a deep clean of the shower, so I feel like there's some conflicting incentives here which suggest a deep clean is not certain.
  But more to the point, psychological cleanliness is not always entirely rational. For me the shower is kind of a sacred clean area, so any attitude which includes using it as a utility sink for feces-adjacent activities conflicts with that on the surface. By the time I'm thinking "how well do they clean it afterwards?" That core psychological safety has already been compromised to some degree. Likewise, a shower with soap scum and discolored tile and dingy fixtures would make most people feel "less clean" even though there is not rational health issues from some simple deferred maintenance. Most people feel "cleaner" when the shower itself appears clean. Knowledge that the shower is not used as a utility sink is exactly the same.
- I mean I can't imagine getting bits of kitty litter down your drains a good idea.
Dude.
Ok. first of all all the litter is scooped out first. You're basically scrubbing a flat tub in the shower. Do you think litter and turds are being dumped out on the floor and hosed down the drain??
Secondly that shower has seen a lot fuckin' worse than some litter dust.
Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
- Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".
- Then you'll have to contend with all those lemon-stealing whores.

Fem here, if i am absolutely busting for a whizz and the toilet is occupadi with no signs of immediate vacating i will go in the bathtub and hose it out afterwards.

It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?

She shit in the sink.

Deuce in the sink?

Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.
- Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?
- Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower
r/sinkpissers
It’s not hurting anyone

Just piss in the bidet

I am missing something. What did she do to the sink?

The subreddit this is posted in was "sinkpissers"

He nasty

What a ridiculous wife!

Does she really think that forcing him into therapy is going to fix anything rather than just make him more sneaky? He's on an online community for pissing in the sink ffs. He's made it part of his identity rather than just a disgusting habit.