When is the last time you jumped? Why?

Physical leap, startled, or time travel?

😂

Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.

check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings
- The ceilings are normal. He's actually Mr Small Shot

April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.

Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.

Your thighs must be hella toned.
- The do be. I am a cyclist and biked thousands of miles a year until recently.

I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

A time Jump, I see
- No, gravity.

Car wouldn't start.

Yesterday! At a concert. A LOT

This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.

Literally a couple hours ago because my coworker asked the same question.

Plot twist: op is your coworker

Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn't land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it's an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.

Almost every day. Whether I'm skipping a step, avoiding a puddle, panic-flailing away from a sudden pile of dog shit, or trying to grab something from a too-high shelf in my small apartment, living in Brooklyn means you're idiot-floating more often than not

January, i friend was out of town for two months and the battery of his car was dead, fortunately I had my cables in the trunk of my car

I don't quite remember, but sort of like... 8 hours ago while traveling to work in a company bus.

The driver was going quite fast and didn't notice a speed bump. Shortly, he became a pilot.

Ah fuck it, lets simplify it. 5 seconds ago. There you go.

Visiting a buddy's crossfit gym. He's since left that gym so I imagine I'll never jump again.

3 weeks ago and I hurt myself. I'm not a kid anymore.

The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she'll cause serious harm. Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.

Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn't feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.

I jumped to miss a puddle.

Me too! An icy/snowy puddle

I was trying to see if I would become a billionaire if I jumped in an X like Musk. Hasn't worked yet

Last Thursday I jumped up onto a ledge at the office to take better pictures of the vaulted ceiling. We're renting out the space so my boss asked me to take pictures.

Oh, I call it leaping. Quantum leap. It's been almost 10 years. Decided to settle down and live out this life.

My sister asked if I'm tall enough to touch the ceiling. My hand was wet and I left 3 fingerprints up there.

Can you jump and touch your head to the doorway? My kids used to challenge each other to that.
- Probably? Idk I'm not home now can't test it

Yesterday. My kids and I like to imitate awkward game/MMO character movements so there's a lot of random jumping.

maybe half an hour ago, when i jumped into bed. before that, i jumped up or over a few ledges on my walk home from work. wild to me that anyone is citing a timeframe longer than a day to be honest,

A few days ago, to grab a glass off a shelf

I did a little skipping out today. It's a signal to my dog that we get moving along.

Maybe 30 minutes ago, I was watching a very tense video.

Summer last year, getting into a private/walled off area I wanted to explore. (That was a ~2m drop onto some stairs so getting out was much harder than getting in haha)

I go bouldering and do a lot of dynos, so I regularly jump. Last time was special though it was yesterday when I was at amateur wrestling for the first time as the Shrieking Spud

To get out of someone's way in a store today. Not really a jump, more like a hop.

I almost always skip the last 3 steps of my stairs on the way down.

With my bike does it count? If so, yesterday multiple times to avoid speed bumps on the road.

Probably a few days ago. Sometimes I just be leaping and bounding. Jumping even, in my home.

Tuesday. Jumping rope is good for cardio.

I jumped reading this post

About a week ago. At work. To try to get a kid to jump.

A couple days ago; I'm an elementary music teacher so it happens pretty often.

You mean intentionally left the surface I was on, or do you mean jumped as in got startled?

I've jumped around a lot.. ADHD makes it tricky for me not to be bouncy, sometimes

Been startled, though? It's been a good while..

Probably some minor hops here and there, but my last serious jumps were while skiing in a mascot, to get some photos, weekend before last :)

Yesterday on my bike. managed a few jumps and even a wall-ride transition.

strange question, though - is this a euphamism from 'the kids' I don't know about?