Mexico reporting in, just yesterday I had two avocado toasts with four poached eggs on top.
Now where are those Dairy Section decals of the orange intestinal parasite that say - "I did this!"?
61 0 Replythe orange intestinal parasite
Is that what we're calling him now?
18 0 ReplyI've been calling it that for eight years now. Give or take.
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I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.
🇺🇸 🙏 🇲🇽
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Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.
39 0 ReplyYo what kinda broke ass chickens they got that only lay 10 eggs.
28 0 ReplyHey now, it's winter so the chickens can slack a little.
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I buy them by the 18 pack. We eat eggs. Reminds me, I need to go make some eggs.
7 0 ReplyUS refrigerators have an “egg shelf”. You have to buy eggs by the dozen because that’s what refrigerators are designed for. Who can afford leaving a useless shelf empty - we already have that problem with the butter shelf
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For the low price of €5,70, these could be yours.
36 0 Replywhy is one so much lighter than the others
2 0 ReplyWe still believe in diversity 👐
18 0 ReplyThey vary by bird. Easier to notice variation with my hens for example:
Thankfully I cleaned the kitchen soon after this photo.
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I didn't know eggs come in metric outside of the US.
33 0 ReplyWe’re suffering egg-mageddon here and they want to exploit the situation to go metric? /s
3 0 ReplyIn NZ we get them in 6's, 8's, 10's, the classic 12, a 15 box and a 30 crate.
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Ah if your not American, then why are the eggs in the fridge?
32 0 ReplyBecause sometimes the house gets up to 26°C inside when it's 43.6°C outside, like last week.
14 0 ReplyWhere do you live that it's 40 degrees??
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I dunno, my family is weird.
11 0 ReplyEggs are also refrigerated in Denmark, that's why we used to be such a great ally to the US.
11 0 ReplyLiving in Aus during a heatwave, I'd rather my eggs remain raw and cold until I'm ready to cook them, rather than them spontaneously cooked in the pantry lol
10 0 ReplyDo people not refrigerate their eggs? I live in Australia and we always have them in the fridge.
9 0 ReplyUK here - it's common not to. I think they technically will last longer in the fridge, but they're absolutely fine kept out.
4 0 ReplyI'm in aus (Newy), and we don't use the fridge, even in summer. Never had a problem.
1 0 ReplyEggs aren't refrigerated in the UK. They are sold on normal shop shelves and people put them in their cupboards
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We put eggs in the fridge. What are ya trying to say??? My eggs ain't good enough for ya?????
They are. Cone over, I'm making tariff themed omelettes on the cheap!!
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Similarly to pineapples being a display object for wealth, I can see the time when we, rich Europeans would throw parties for US citizens having a single egg on a pedestal on the dinner table.
30 0 ReplyEaster is about to get weird soon.
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13 0 ReplyMmm they look so affordable
12 0 ReplyYou can't afford my eggs, traveller, my eggs are too strong for you!
9 0 ReplyI sorta thought that even if egg prices in the USA were high the global prices must be too but then someone sent me a picture of prices in Germany - they're literally 1/10th the price
8 0 ReplyEggs are produced domestically most places, which softens global price sensitivity
11 0 ReplyI pay 3 euros for a dozen to a local farm here in Germany
8 0 ReplyYup. I bought 15 eggs at Lidl in sweden yesterday fro 29:90 sek (2.5 euro)
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Not every place has a problem with avian flu - culling entire flocks are meant to prevent that from happening
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You fool, Americans have been emigrating! I can see all the eggs from Greenwich Mean Time. I can see a few on my counter! I'm scarfing eggs like Gaston over here.
Still can't seem to get hollandaise sauce right though. That poor butter... 😔
8 0 ReplyDo not taunt them or they will further erode their meager anti-bird flu measures and bring us a 2nd pandemic with Trump as “leader of the free world”
7 0 ReplyDenmark checking in, it was like $3 USD for 10 eggs yesterday, and Denmark isn't cheap
7 0 ReplyOh yeah? I'll make my own eggs with blackjack and hookers.
6 0 ReplyI am all out right now, but I will purchase a dozen organic ones this afternoon!
5 0 ReplyGod I have so many eggs in my fridge right now haha just gonna go and eat one, maybe fried, maybe raw, who knows?
4 0 ReplyAt $3ish a dozen here, yeah we got 2 cartons
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Your carton did a shrinkflation on you. And a regular inflation
3 0 Replyooo, huevos
2 0 Reply1 0 ReplyAre those eggs washed?
1 0 ReplySure looks like it
1 0 ReplyNo, the chickens just wash their asses because they have basic hygiene.
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Can we do this? Wait for it. i have something to get them really pissed off
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