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I'm old

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- Definitely stupid
  
  That 'or' is inclusive.
- Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?
As an actual 46 year old, I'm offended. Guess I'll go yell at a cloud or something
- 45 this year, guess I'll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.
  
  Hello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.
  Also be careful when sleeping, you don't want to injure your back
- Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro.. not looking forward to this next one.
- You should tell those kids to get off your yard.
- X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd
- Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in
As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.
I'm 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I'm not clever.
A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate
- a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through
  
  Fun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!
  It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE
Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?
- Since I'm born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.
For those mathematicians saying "tHiS isN'T tRUe": The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.
Big if true
- It's fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet "sources". Do your research!
  
  I know most social media can't be trusted because they are funded by Big Tech, but I thought lemmy is funded by Big Truth?
Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.
- It's meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.
  
  Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.
Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive...
- To be fair, we're halfway through this decade and it's been harder than 90's, 00's and 10's combined.
That tweet is going to age well.
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- This guy can mafs
  
  Ask him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is
Another testament of the American education system.
hi sink, I'm dad. Come in
Math is hard
Actually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx
- are you a g-gh-gh
This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.
Presidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long
Ah, that explains it.
It's not that I am feeling youg for my age, it's all the young people feeling old. got it.
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
Deep inside, we all know it's true though
It's amazing how everyone shits on Reddit bot content but then this makes the front page.
- how may i assist you
Hmmm...
- It's sinking in isn't it?

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