ByteJunk @ ByteJunk @lemmy.world

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New rule: If nobody is holding the sword, there's no longer any "up", and everything just floats about

You don't look a day over 20, good job surviving!

Wait, what? There are people out there who call Klonopin "rudolph"?!

I mean, you already move pieces across boards in bughouse chess.

I think that's the wrong takeaway from this. The backlash against this was huge and widespread, Apple refusing was just the final straw here, and the "low risk" option for them - agreeing with the gov would have generated a huge PR problem for them.

Ill be honest, I was expecting you to mention how The Undertaker Threw Mankind Off Hell in the Cell, but alas, it was not to be.

Happy pen licking!

You're not even deep-frying it? Barbarian...

I swear he made the 4th to rid the world of people who fall asleep during performances, and I love him for it.

And for all the other bangers too. I'm sure many composers in history have reflected on their pieces and whispered under their breath "you know what this song needs? Canons!" But did they have the balls to do it? No.

This ends my exposition on why Tchaikovsky is the greatest composer to have ever lived. Thank you.

Exactly. I'm failing to see the issue here?

Not if you season it with some avocado oil first! Add a pinch of ground white pepper, or if you're feeling really brave or vengeful, some extra spicy sauce.

Keeping your pens safely inside your pants is always sound advice, but I wasn't aware that there's so many maimed pens out there...

Partition the internet... Like during the Morris worm of '88, where they had to pull off regional networks to prevent the machines from being reinfected?

The good old days were, maybe, not that good. :)

Aye, as God intended.

Oh, reduced the time by 8 minutes.

I was wondering what sort of kettle you were using that was almost as slow as a stove. Mine takes under two minutes for 2 cups (0.5L), so it checks out.

Happy brewing!

You see, condensation is formed when moist air is cooled below its dew point.

The wings produce lift in part by causing the air under it to move slower than the air above it, leading to lower pressure above the wing. Since pressure and temperature are directly related, the temperature drops and we see clouds forming.

(Obv joke, just in case)

Police detained a 17-year-old teenage boy before releasing him the following day, and he will have to attend a course on citizenship.

I sure hope they're paying that boy for his time, presenting a course on citizenship is a job.

Then comes the deep fry...

Omg I'm blind. I read that as "AI images will get a small badger next to the title" and I was so confused, why a badger, what do the cure buggers have to do with AI.

Oh... Bookstore cats are probably highly accomplished Witches

Why did that hit so hard in the feels? Dammit...