"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers." "Your proposal is acceptable."
Derek!
Maximum Derek!
That's a lot of olives.
How else would you make a dirty martini?
I wish I saw more happy images like this on Lemmy. It really puts a spring in my step.
Why is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?
“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.
“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.
I fucking hate Spartans.
Go back to Athens!!!
I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries...
None of these events happened during the Peloponnesian war? Philip rocked Sparta after their hegemony and the Persians lost prior to it?
I mean there's the whole institutionalized child rape and physical abuse thing to hate them for as well, but you do you.
I mean I hate basically every aspect of Ancient Sparta. There is nothing I loathe more than slavers. Basically fuck most of Ancient Greece. But I hate the Spartans the most because I find their system loathsome.
Ah, the moron label
I don’t know if the spelling is on purpose, but moron label makes complete sense here too
Well, he did insist.
Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!
hey man I’m just following the instructions
Ask and you shall receive, smash and the window will be shattered unto you
No, no.
The challenge is "come and get them" and that implies you are going to stand your ground to anyone trying to do so.
That's not what the text says, though
Recently, it seems like standing your ground equals shooting through your door because there's a non-white on the other side.
Long gone are the days when people settled their differences up close and personal, risking their teeth.
/s
They apparently didn't stand their ground and someone came and got them.
Exactly!
