Flash Gordon.
Ah aaaaaah! He'll stand for everyone of us! Fight for everyone one of us!
Do you yearn for the times where a blonde beef cake becomes the greatest warrior in the universe because... football? The costumes, sets and Queen soundtrack make the movie beautiful. But the only loosely coherent plot and baffingly suggestive erotica themes firmly make it a bad movie. A fun one tho!
A Night a the Roxbury
A recent one: Ernest Saves Christmas
Almost every line of this movie gets quoted around my house all year.
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.
Everytime I watch Highlander, I am amazed at how corny it is, and somehow still so incredibly awesome.
Birdemic - Shock and Terror
Absolutely everything about this movie is so bad you feel second hand embarassment for the filmmaker.
The atrocious sound quality,
The cringy acting
The even more cringy writing
The 3 chords of "music" that are repeated all throughout as soundtrack
The heavy-handed preachy message
The special effects, the pacing, just...everything is as bad as it can be in a movie.Part 4 is coming out next year.
Gymkhata all the way
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.
No one did entertaining trash like Uwe Boll. My friends and I used to do a bad movie night fortnightly or so. Boll was the king. The worst entertainment news you could hear was that he'd bought the movie rights to your favorite video game.
Curse the German government for closing whatever tax loophole that allowed him to make these movies!
There is this Martial arts movie from like, 30 years ago called Little Dragon Maiden. Its not good but it has an ending that is really bad. I like showing it to my friends with no heads up. It always makes them angry.
Tank Girl
I rewatch "New Rose Hotel" every once in a while trying to like it. It's a William Gibson story set in the Neuromancer universe. It stars Willem Dafoe, Christopher Walken, and Asia Argento. It should be good, but it absolutely is not.
Every Which Way but Loose
It's been a minute but I ate that shit up when I was younger
Your Highness. It definitely is a bad movie, yet I enjoy it. I admit the lake bath scene is part of the enjoys a able aspect. But even if it was not there, the movie is actually a good dungeons and dragons film. It's not marketed as such, but for sure that's a d&d session . Only thing missing iso opening with a young fighter clearing rats in an tavern Cellars.
The bee movie. Patrick Warburton doesn't have a single bad line.
Honestly a lot of old DreamWorks cartoons are like that - really dumb, but funny
Cave girl. Seen it on usa's up all night with Gilbert Godfrey.
Jiu-Jitsu
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
The Last Dragon
The greasy strangler.
The Room is legendary
For repeated viewings? Probably just the old standby A Knight's Tale. Not sure how "bad" it really is though, just a very specific type of fluff elevated by some charming performances.
For bad movies I watched once but enjoyed? Standards go WAY down. As a teenager, I saw Weekend at Bernie's 2 with my mom in the theater and enjoyed it. Around 2015-2016 I also watched the first three installments in the "Mythica" microbudget epic fantasy series (words that generally don't go together well, LOL) and found the earnestness (and the mercifully quick exit of creepo Kevin Sorbo in each one) made them oddly watchable, but they are by no means good and I never bothered with tracking down the last three.
It's pat
Weekend at Bernie's for sure, in fact, I think it's a quasi-perfect movie for what it is.
In the army now
big stan, definitely
DragonBall. Yes that one.
Thrashin https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0092085/
Poultrygeist, it's my favourite film to put on when I want my friends to leave Hahaha.
John Dies at the End, one of my favorite books and the movie is a trainwreck but I can't get enough of it. Used to put it on to fall asleep to.
The Big Sleep, it was a Raymond Chandler noir dimestore pulp detective book about a pornography ring with a movie released under the most restrictive censorship rules ever so it became a complete mess with huge plot holes and a mostly disorienting story. It's terrible but Bogart and Bacall are really enjoyable to watch with some memorable lines. Trigger warning she has a light-hearted song in a casino about domestic abuse that is insane.
I'm also a sucker for Halloween, resident evil, and underworld series that are all terrible movies in their own ways but a lot of fun to watch.
I don't know how bad it's considered to be, I've seen people complain about Sum of All Fears. But I seem to be able to watch it on repeat..
Death Machine (1994)
