A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Wasn't the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio...
Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!
It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa'uld aren't interested.
Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The possum Homeworld
Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Just don't mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it'll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
Read that as sand people to Ohio and thought, that’s a different fiction.
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
That’s cool, any details or link to share?
It's classified.
Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.
It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.
Roads? Where we're going we don't need
roadsChevronsYeah there's no DHD visible here. Maybe they've jerry-rigged their own!
If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin...oh and also a small university lab that I'll get access to using the hairpin. Don't worry about the details.
Spinning is better than not spinning.
Maybe it's just misaligned.
But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
Uhhhhhhh, it's not. It's Ashland Ohio. It's not even the same country.
Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.
But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
No.
Well first you'd have to check to see if it's a super capacitor...
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I'm fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you'll still have been to Ohio.
Says someone who's never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is "abandon hope all ye who enter here"
I thought our state motto was "HA HA! You got stuck in Ohio!"
Ohio has drive-through liquor stores. As in a place where you drive into a little carport, stay in your car, they bring the booze to you, you pay, and drive off.
That should tell you a lot right there.
Good, now get me off this planet.
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.
It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
Stargate is real
Always has been.
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
Indeed.
Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
Next time I'm headed home, I'll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
